Luke Skywalker has joined The Jedi Club
Luke Skywalker: Hi. Um, I'm new here. Is anyone here?
Ani: I'm sorry for asking, but...WHY DO YOU HAVE MY LAST NAME?!!
Luke Skywalker: Dude, I was born with it. Is that enough for you?
Ani: But my last name is Skywalker!
Luke Skywalker: Oh. I didn't know Anakin Skywalker had any other living relatives.
Ani: *facepalm* I am Anakin Skywalker
Luke Skywalker: 😱
Obi-Wan: What is going on here?
Luke Skywalker: This guy here is claiming to be my dad
Ani: I didn't even know I had a son!
Obi-Wan: You didn't know because I hid him from you myself.
Luke Skywalker:....
Ani:....
SithLord: What?
Obi-Wan: You again! What are you doing here? This is Jedi only!
SithLord: I want my apprentice back!
Ani: What apprentice?
SithLord: I'm talking about you, dummy.
Ani: I ain't associating with the Sith!
SithLord: Hehehe *disappears*
Luke Skywalker: Guys, we've got a problem.
Ani: No kidding, son.
Obi-Wan: How did the SithLord even get on without the Secret Jedi Password?!
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Star Wars On Skype
FanficWhat do you get when you cross Skype with Star Wars? Absolute and total chaos. I was bored. So, I wrote this hilarious new book. I do not own Star Wars or Skype. Cover created by @Maxine_Grace
