AnakinSkyguy has joined The Official Sith Conference
AnakinSkyguy: Chancellor? I'm here.
SithLord2: What are you doing here?
DarthMaul; Who allowed Skywalker in here?
CountDooku: That is an unusual username, Skywalker.
AnakinSkyguy: What? I thought this was a private conversation!
Pulpatine: It was. Until someone made it public!
Ventress: . . . .
DarthMaul: What's the matter, Ventress? You look speechless.
Ventress: No thanks to you, Volcano Face.
DarthMaul has changed his name to Volcano Face
Volcano Face: VEEENNTREEEEESSSS!! CHANGE MY NAME BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!
Ventress: *smirks* I don't think so.
AnakinSkyguy: Waait. YOU changed my name?!!
Ventress: Maybe.
Ventress: Maybe not.
Ventress: You'll never know.
AnakinSkyguy: Ventress, I WILL kill you if you don't change it back.
Ventress: Fine
Ventress: But you have to help me terrorize Volcano Face
AnakinSkyguy: It would be my pleasure😉
AnakinSkyguy has changed his name to Anakin Skywalker
Anakin Skywalker: Hey! Volcano Face!
Volcano Face: Don't. Call. Me. That.
Anakin Skywalker: What's the matter? Are you on the verge of exploding?😂😂
Ventress: 🤣🤣🤣
Volcano Face: Master, could you PLEASE kick these two off?!!!
Pulpatine: I'm not your master
Pulpatine: Dun dun DUN!!!!!!!!
Volcano Face: WHAT!!!!
Anakin Skywalker: Then who are you?
SithLord: He is my younger self.
Anakin Skywalker: Huh?!?!
Pulpatine: Well, this is awkward.
SithLord: Yeah.
Pulpatine: Why is your . . . er . . . our . . . name not Lord Sidious or something like that?
SithLord: I would ask you the same thing. And why is your name Pulpatine and not Palpatine?
Pulpatine: Ventress
SithLord: Ahhh! Gotcha
Anakin Skywalker: How are there two of them?
Ventress: Don't ask me
CountDooku: It's a mystery
Volcano Face: Hello?! Has everyone forgot me?!
SithLord: Quiet, Maul! We're having quality brother time here!
Volcano Face: UUGH!!!!!
Volcano Face has left The Official Sith Conference
Anakin Skywalker: Chancellor, when and where am I to meet you IRL?
Pulpatine: IRL?
SithLord: In real life
SithLord: Let is talk about that privately.
Anakin Skywalker: Good idea.
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Star Wars On Skype
FanficWhat do you get when you cross Skype with Star Wars? Absolute and total chaos. I was bored. So, I wrote this hilarious new book. I do not own Star Wars or Skype. Cover created by @Maxine_Grace
