SoloMan: Leia?
GeneralOrgana: Han? Is that you?
SoloMan: Yes. When did you become a general, your majesty?
PrincessPrissy: Since never. Who are you?
GeneralOrgana: I am you.
PrincessPrissy: What?
SoloMan: You're joking, right?
GeneralOrgana: Oops. You're not my Han.
SoloMan: What do you mean I'm not your Han?!
PrincessPrissy: Do you work for the Empire?
GeneralOrgana: No. The Empire is dead. The a First Order is all that remains.
PrincessPrissy: . . . .
SoloMan: That is ridiculous!
GeneralOrgana: I should go. I have given you too much information.
SoloMan: Before you do, I just have one question.
GeneralOrgana: Yes?
SoloMan: Am I still handsome in your future?
PrincessPrissy: Han! That is rude!
GeneralOrgana: 😂
GeneralOrgana: Yes, I suppose you are.
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Star Wars On Skype
FanfictionWhat do you get when you cross Skype with Star Wars? Absolute and total chaos. I was bored. So, I wrote this hilarious new book. I do not own Star Wars or Skype. Cover created by @Maxine_Grace
