CAN YOU SEE ME?

Inventory

Ok, so i've been getting asks about what stuff I've got

Food I can grab from different shops. Just walk in, slip some small stuff in my pockets, eat in a quiet spot away from the door-scanners

Long story short, I raided a souvenir shop on Flinders Street and got myself some new clothes. Figured no-one would miss this stuff and I need it more then the tourist do. I'll pay them back one day. Some day. I'll put it on my tab. 

Current Inventory

- 1 school-bag (mine), with a few keychains for style. It's the largest bag I can find that turns invisible with me

- 1 sports bag, PE gear removed (not mine, I'll pay that guy back someday. Hopefully. If I can find him.)

- what's left of my school uniform = school shirt, school tie, school pants and my cap (no blazer, socks or school shoes)

- my runners (stolen, too-small runners, I'll need to get new ones)

- 3 souvenir T-shirts 👕 (one I ❤️ Australia shirt, one Aussie flag 🇦🇺 shirt and one with Melbourne Swellbourne on the front in large friendly letters). Daggy, I know, but beggars can't be choosers and it's not like anyone will see me wearing them.

- 2 pairs of pants 👖, both cargo pants; thick, shed water and plenty of extra pockets

- 2 pairs of nylon shorts 🩳 

- 3 pairs of underpants

- one pair of Speedos and board-shorts

- 1 Kathmandu jacket

- 1 stun gun, no charger (I'm definitely keeping this)

- 1 pocket knife (for when the stun gun fails)

- 2 torches, one head torch, one hand torch (three if you count my phone)

- 1 beach towel (comes highly recommended by The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

- 1 laptop (my laptop), plus charger

- 2 phone chargers (because you can never be too careful. I'm always loosing my chargers)

- 1 phone; iPhone 7, with a protective casing

- 2 notebooks, one half full of Maths assignments (it'll make good kindling)

- 1 Smiggles pencil case (don't judge, it's personal)

- 1 family photo, printed off and laminated at Officeworks. I...needed something to remind me of home

- A packet of bin bags (for water-proofing)

- 3 face-masks (Hey, Covid's still out there guys!)

- 1 souvenir boomerang, because I've always wanted on (side note, does anyone know how to throw a boomerang? Message me if you do!)

- 3 boxes of matches (in case I need to start a campfire, or burn a house down.)

- 1 roll of gaffer tape (for injuries)

Things I Should Probably Get

- a sleeping bag

- tent

- fire-starters

- stun-gun charger (do stun-guns have chargers?)

- physical fitness 

- a life

Hey, if you guys have some random stuff you don't need and I'm in town, maybe you could make a care-package for me? Just bundle any of the stuff mentioned above into a backpack-sized bag and set it out in a carefully chosen place for me to collect!

It's be a great help for me!

#ask?Andy #Melbourne #am I asking for too much? #next question can I fit this all in my school bag?