Assassinix is talking to The Overlord.
Assassinix: Sir, he's acquired the Chaos Emeralds.
The Overlord: Perhaps I should arm you with more weapons.
The Overlord powers Assassinix up, giving him throwing knives forged to kill Curtizzles as well as a speed boost.
The Overlord: Do not be worried if you fail. Ongoing events have been foretold, the MultiWar may be unfolding before our very eyes. You must continue to act as the variant's ultimate test.
Assassinix: The last request of my life is to die killing Curtizzles, sir.
The Overlord: I wish you the best.
Assassinix prepares to track down Curtizzles again.
With Curtizzles and co...
Unknown Variant: ... Well spoken... It was as if someone was following me.
Curtizzles and Shizzles: ... Welcome back to the story... It seems as though they are after me again.
The three variants, having spoken all at once, look at each other.
Curtizzles: Did you just copy me?
Shizzles: I didn't mean to. I was just looking into my home reality. Are you getting hunted down as well?
Curtizzles: ... Yup. There's this asshole assassin hunting me down.
Shizzles: Sounds fun. The legendary protector of MY home realm is hunting me down.
Curtizzles: ... Hm. Arceus?
Shizzles: What? No... Anubis, and a more powered-up version of him at that. He's bringing along Gray, The Boys, Batman, and Cortana as well.
Curtizzles: ... Wait a second... ARE YOU FROM AMIIBO TRIALS?!
Shizzles: ... You've read The Amiibo Trials?!
Curtizzles: Yeah, man! Holy shit!
Shizzles: ... Who's hunting you down?
Curtizzles: This douche by the name of Assassinix.
Shizzles: Doesn't ring a bell.
Unknown Variant: I don't know what the fool will say. For his perfect judgment.
Curzle: Guys, shut the hell up. You're going to alert nearby mobs. They'll be able to tell Eric where I am.
Grizzle: Alright, who's this Eric motherfucker? I wanna know.
Curzle: Let's just say he has an iron fist over The Nether.
Curtizzles: Another title drop? Of the book, I might add?
Curzle: Not for me. My version of the story is called "Curzle: The Minecraft Migration". Now, let's move.
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Curtizzles: The Iron Fist
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