Curtizzles: The Iron Fist

Evil Eye

(banner credits: SmashBracket for Incineroar, Mister Man for cape, Bidbood for Mario's castle)

So, before I get chased down ONCE AGAIN, we're gonna see what Fenix is up to. The Fenix from MY world, of course.

Fenix has been purging the world in search of Green. Fenix cackles as he burns Green's castle to the ground.

Yeah, burn, motherfucker!

Fenix: He's going to just disappear like that... We'll see how he likes disappearing when he comes back to a destroyed home.

Zirconix appears beside Fenix.

Zirconix: I'm back, mate.

Fenix: You... Did you interrogate that Toad in New Donk City?

Zirconix: Yes.

Fenix: Did you kill him?

Zirconix: ... Yes.

Fenix: ... Why did you hesitate to speak?

Zirconix: Because I didn't want to end his life right then and there. I mean, come on, do we have to destroy everything we see?

Fenix: Yes we do! And if you've got a problem with that, I can simply dispose of you! Would you like that?!

Zirconix: No.

Fenix: Good answer.

Crossix arrives.

Crossix: Ahoy, mateys!

Zirconix: Welcome, mate.

Fenix: What did the mushroom have to say?

Zirconix: He said he went to some place called "Dream Land", and that he'd return soon. He also stated that we wouldn't stand a chance.

Fenix: We'll wait for him at New Donk. Then we'll ambush him and his group!

Crossix: You're the captain!

Welp... I shudder at the absolute chase I'm about to experience. Let us brace ourselves, everyone.

Curtizzles and co are fighting off hordes of hypnotized creatures from around the universe. Demons, armed Toads, Pokemon, robots, and the like are around every corner.

Curtizzles: There's guys coming around the corner, there's guys coming out of the elevator, there's guys coming out of your ass!

Curtis: This world is being ass!

Fenix: Not like they're that difficult to fight off! This is all fodder! They're just plentiful, like bugs! Or vermin!

A swarm of Nihilegos surround Curtis. Curtis destroys each and every one of them using violent telekinetic powers.

Fenix then sets hordes of hellspawn ablaze as Zirconix buries a barrage of bots beneath crumbling continents.

Crossix then uses the world's oceans to drown the hypnotized inhabitants of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Slcsh then slices apart various species of hostile wild Pokemon.

Slcsh: We've fought plenty of foes like these before... Perhaps this is a twisted version of our home world?