(A/N: this book wil probably get a tad racist/sexist, just for comedic effect. If you can't laugh at yourself, you probably shouldn't read this. :D Enjoy!)
Introduction
Hello! If you have purchased this book, you are interested in adopting your own cute little human, adopted one and now do not know what to do with it, or have found one. If so, you are in luck. With a little patience and traning, humans can become great house pets. In fact, they are the most agreeable species found on Earth! Their intelligence (albeit limited) will make them great pets and companions for years to come. In this book, I will first discuss the different breeds of humans, and their characteristics. Then, I willl discuss dietary restrictions and other topics relating to their care. Best of luck with your new friend!
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The Care and Keeping of Humans
HumorLet's face it; even with multiple limbs and omnipotence, caring for your pet human can be a hassle. The tips in this guide should make owning your very own a human a little easier.
