Kyman

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Kyle x Cartman

Errrr

I don't really like Kyman that much. I feel bad for saying this cause if someone dissed my favorite ship, I would be a little annoyed. I would just say, "They don't get what I see," or, "It's obvious! Can't you see them dating?!?"

It's probably because I'm petty and I have a short temper, but I'd be kinda upset if that happened.

That's why I don't wanna diss this ship, but I really just don't get it.

I get the enemies to lovers trope, but this one is a little extreme. Cartman is really sadistic and a nut job, and Kyle has to deal with his terrible attitude towards him.

It's like if you had a bully who made your life a living hell and people shipped you two together.

I'm sorry to all Kyman shippers who are offended by this but:

1/10

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