Chik Fill A
Richmond St
Wheatly, Connecticut
Jasmine: *eating a spicy chicken sandwich, and drinking a strawberry cheesecake milkshake* This shake is only around for a limited time!
Man: *stained, crooked teeth, and bad breath* Can I kiss you?
Jasmine: Ew, no way! Breathe through your mouth! *covering her nose*
Man: Let's get married, babe!
Jasmine: *sprays peppermint breath spray into the man's mouth, then pepper sprays his eyes* Get lost!
Man: My eyes!!!
Woman: *opens the door for the man to leave* What a creep!
Jasmine: Too many creeps here in Connecticut! I should move somewhere down south on the 30th! Probably North Carolina!
This story was written on Tuesday, December 3rd, 2023.
A/N Creeps better watch it, lest they get the burning sensation of pepper spray in their eyes! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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