Incorrect Trolls Quotes 2: ✨The Squeakquel✨

Chapter #37

Brandi: So Kids, How Did Your Surfing Lessons Go?

Brianna: I Got Stung By A Jellyfish. 🤕🪼

Spruce Jr: I Peed On My Sister! :D

Brandi: What?! 😨

Spruce: Spruce Jr! You Didn't Have To Pee On Brianna! 😥 It's just A Myth That It Cures Jellyfish Stings. 😅

Spruce Jr: Brianna Got Stung By A Jellyfish? 🤨

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Branch: *On The Phone* Where Are You Guys? 😕📱

Clay: We're At The Hospital, Floyd Had To Go Into The Emergency Room... 😞📱

Branch: Oh No! What Happened? 😥

Clay: He Accidentally Swallowed A Watermelon Seed. So I Brought Him Here. And I Don't Think He's Gonna Make It. 🥺

Branch: ...

Branch: Clay, It's Just A Watermelon Seed. He's Going To Be FINE. 😑

Clay: But Dr MoonBloom Said That He's Done For. ☹️

Branch: Yeah, She Says That About EVERYTHING! 😑

Clay:

Clay: Oh...

Floyd: *In A Full Body Cast For Some Reason* Clay, Can We Go Home Now? -_-

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Trollzart: *Traps A Tiny Spider Under A Plastic Cup* 🕷️

Barb: *Appears With Two More Cups*

Trollzart: Barb... What Are You Doing? 😧

Barb: *Shuffles The Three Cups* >:)

Trollzart: BARB NO! 😭

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(At 3 Am)

Cloud Guy: If you Think About It... Why Are Any Of Us Here, Really?

Poppy: I Was Asking About YOU Specifically... 😐

Branch: STOP SNEAKING INTO OUR POD! 😠

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Smidge: You See, Back When I Was Small-

Archer: *Snorts* "Was" Small? 🤣

Smidge: *Slowly Lifts Up A Battle Axe* 🪓😑

Biggie: Not Yet Smidge... 🫷😐

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Hype: So... What Exactly Are You Looking For In A Guy?

Floyd: I Want To Date A Troll Who's Kind, Intelligent, And Resourceful...

Boom: *Walks In* Hey Guys, I Just Thought of something... Since Our "Teeth" Are Technically "Bones" Do You Think Skeletons Take Showers By Brushing Themselves With Toothpaste? 🤔🪥

Floyd: *Pointing At Boom* That One... I Want That One. 🫵

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Velvet & Veneer's Dad: *Walks Into His Daughter's Bedroom* Hey Sweetie, I Was Just Wondering If- 😄

Kid Velvet: GET THE FRICK OUT OF MY ROOM! I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT! 🎮😡

Velvet & Veneer's Dad: O______O

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Trollex: *Coughs* 🤒

Synth: Dang! That Beat Slaps! 😃

Trollex: *Coughs Harder* 🤒

Synth: *Starts Dancing To The Beat* WOOO! TURN IT UP! 🕺

Laguna Tidepool: Synth. He's Not Beatboxing, He's Sick. 🫤

Synth: Heck Ya, He's Sick! AYYYYYYYYYYYY! *Continues Dancing* 🕺

Laguna Tidepool: 🤦‍♀️

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Delta Dawn: Gus What Are You Doing? :/

Gus Tumbleweed: *Standing On A Chair* 🪑

Gus Tumbleweed: Hey, This Is MY House. I'm Allowed to Stand Wherever I Want, Thank You Very Much. 🙄

Delta Dawn:

Delta Dawn: ...Where's The Rat? 🐀

Gus Tumbleweed: It's Under The Fridge. Can You Please Get Rid Of It For Me? 😰

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Viva: Do You Guys Have Cute Nicknames To Call Your Partners?

Poppy: Honey.

Branch: Sugar.

JD: Four.

Cooper: Egg.

Holly: 1/2lb Butter.

Synth: Stir.

Guy Diamond: Pour Into Pan.

Val: Preheat To 350 Degrees.

Viva: 😐...