Riff: There Are 3 Different Moods...
Blaze Powercord: I Want Kiss. 😘
Val: I Want Dead. ☠️
Sid Frit: I Want To Eat This Freshly Baked Bread. 🍞
Riff: And For Some Reason... I Feel Like All 3 Today. :(
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(Nova Swift Giving A Speech About Something)
Nova Swift: I Would Like To Thank My Arms, For Always Being At My Side...
Nova Swift: My Legs, For Always Supporting Me...
Nova Swift: I'm Also Grateful For My Fingers, Because I Can Always Count On Them...
Nova Swift: And Finally, I'd Like To Thank My Hips, Because They Never Lie. 😌✨
Her Audience: 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Smidge: What A Beautiful Day! 🤗 Isn't It A Beautiful Day?
Guy Diamond: Milton Texted You, Didn't He? 😏
Smidge: With A Heart Emoji! 🥹❤️
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Gristle: WHY DON'T THEY MAKE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS? :(
Bridget: Huh?
Gristle: Like, Everything Is The Same As A Kids Playground, But BIGGER. 🙌
Bridget: That's Basically What A Theme Park Is, Grissy...
Gristle: But You Have To PAY For Theme Parks! :(
Bridget: That's The Adult Part... (O_O)
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Wani: My Inner Demons Are Chasing Me... 😰
Wani: And They're Doing The Naruto Run! 😭
Tresillo: I Think You Need To Stop Watching Anime For A While...
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Branch: You Guys Need To Be More Mature. Your Adults Now.
Hype: We Are? 😐
Ablaze: When Did That Happen? 🤨
Trickee: And How Do We Make It Stop? 😥
Boom: (Screams) 😱
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Floyd: How Long Does It Usually Take To Start Hallucinating From Sleep Deprivation?
JD: *Who Looks Extremely Tired* Hmmmmm... 🤔
JD: ...Definitely 72 Hours.
Floyd: How Do You Know?
JD: Shrek Is Standing Behind You. 🫵😳
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Spruce: Drinks Are On Me Tonight!
Clay: :(
Spruce: What's Wrong?
Clay: *Has A Bunch Of Plastic Cups Taped To Him* Drinks Where Supposed to Be on ME Tonight. :(
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Prince D: Hey Lownote, We Bought You A Bottle Of That Strawberry Flavored Conditioner You Like. 🧴🍓
Lownote Jones: Flavored? 🤨
Prince D: Ooops! I Meant To Say SCENTED! Not FLAVORED! My Bad. 😅
Cooper: Don't Worry, I Tried It Earlier. And It Kinda DOSE Taste Like Strawberry! 😋👍
Prince D: ...
Lownote Jones: ...
Cooper: I Threw Up... ☹️
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(Sometime Before The First Movie)
Poppy: Christmas Cheer Is In The Air! ☺️🎅🏻☃️🎄🎁🫎
Grey Branch: I Know. That's Why I'm Wearing A Mask... 😷
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HumorI DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Book, And I had A lot Of fun writing it, I Figured "Why The Hair Not?" I'll post some more Quotes and Oneshots. 😂 Same Rules As The Last One...
