Holly: Hey Smidge, Do You Want Any Leftovers? 🥘
Smidge: What's That?
Holly: You've Never Had Leftovers Before?!?! 😱
Smidge: No, Because I'm Not A Quitter! >:)
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Biggie: *Holding A Garbage Bag* I'm Just Going To Take Out The Trash.
Satin: Oh, You're Going Out With My Sister? 😁
Biggie: Wha-
Chenille: HEY! 😡
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Branch: Guys, I Need Some Help.
Boom: Love Help?
Ablaze: Financial Help?
Hype: Emotional Help?
Trickee: Help Moving A Body?
Everyone: *Looks At Trickee* 🤨🤨🤨🤨
Trickee: What? 🤨
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Nova Swift: Get In The Car Loser, Were Going Shopping! 😎💅✨
The Troll At The Window: Miss, This Is A McDonald's Drive Through... -_-
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Floyd: Why Is Everyone Saying That That Snow-Troll Is Smirking At Them? 👉⛄️
Branch: It Isn't Smirking At Anyone. They're All Just Imagining It.
JD: But Three Of Us Saw It Bitty B! How Do You Explain That?!
Branch: *Points At Spruce* Sleep Deprivation. 🫵😑
Branch: *Points At Clay* Paranoia. 🫵😑
Branch: *Points At John Dory* Delusional Personality Disorder. 🫵😑
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Carol: Riff, Do You Have A Crush On Queen Barb?
Riff: *Nervous Sweating* N-NO! 😥
Carol: Then Why Do You Write B+R Everywhere? 🤔
Riff: *Panicking* I-It Uh... It Stands For... 😰
Riff: ......Batman And Robin! ☝️😅
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R & B: *Walks Into Their Laboratory, To See That It's A Complete Mess*
Rhythm: OMG! 😱
Blues: What Happened In Here?! 😨
Rhythm: I Don't Know... Let's Check The Security Cameras!
R & B: (Looking Through The Security Footage) 🖥️
Blues: Hey, Is That John Dory Messing With Our Equipment? 🤨
Rhythm: I Don't Know, It's Hard To Tell Who It Is... 🤨
The Troll In The Footage: Rhonda Is Going To Love This New Radio! 😄 *Accidentally Drops The Heavy Radio On His Foot* 💥 AHH! HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES!!! 😫
The Troll In The Footage: 😐 Wait... I'm Alone... I Can Swear For Real! ✋😃 *Inhales* SON OF A- 😫
Blues: *Covers Her Ears* 😰
Rhythm: *Stops The Footage* Yep... That's John Alright... 😑
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Rosie's Egg: (Sitting Comfortably In A Baby Crib) 🥚
Poppy: Hey Little Egg. Do You Want Mommy To Read You A Bedtime Story? 😁📖
Rosie's Egg: (Moves A Little Bit In Response) 🥚
Poppy: Ok. Humpty Dumpty Sat On A Wall- 😄📖
Poppy: (Remembers That The Story Is About An Egg Breaking Into Pieces) 😐...
Poppy: *Closes The Book* Uhhh... A Second Thought... I Don't Think This Is A Vary Appropriate Book To Read To An Egg... O_____O
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(Before Crimp Was Adopted By Floyd And Boom)
Veneer: You Heard Of "Be Gay, Do Crimes"
Veneer: Now Get Ready For... "Be Queer, Install Fear!" 🏳️🌈
Velvet: "Be Bi, Go For The Eyes!" 😁🔪
Crimp: "Be Ace, PLEASE GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE!" 😭
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Prince D: Why SHOULDN'T You Put A Toaster In A Bathtub Full of Water?!
Cooper: Because Then Your Toast Would Get Soggy! :D
Prince D: 🤦
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HumorI DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Book, And I had A lot Of fun writing it, I Figured "Why The Hair Not?" I'll post some more Quotes and Oneshots. 😂 Same Rules As The Last One...
