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' HONEY . . . ' ──a one piece fan-fiction created / edited 12.12.23
authors note ; ooo. eighty chapters 😳
ooo. now we were on the sunny, the skeleton whose name is brook apparently- though i had no clue skeletons could have names- was on it as well. "Yohohoho!! Its such a pleasure to meet you all! Hello and good day to you all! As of today, i will be joining on you on this ship as your newest crewmember, ones dead and all bones, my name is brook and i do hope we can all get along!" Brook introduces.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING?!" The other men say in sync- usopp holds a cross at brook, and chopper wore one- making me deadpan at. 'He's not a ghost, he's a skeleton...' "YOHOHOHO!! Oh my! What a tough crowd you are!" Brook says, i just eye him. Luffy laughs with the large idiotic smile. Me, nami and sanji sigh out as our shoulders sag.
"Please dont haunt me!!" Chopper begs as he holds his silver cross at brook, the rest of them with exception of robin- groan in irritation. "My goodness, what a lovely young woman. Perhaps you would like to show me your panties?" Brook asks robin, and i chuck my shoe at him, "DONT YOU DARE!!" I bark at him with shark teeth. Usopp proceeds to put some get up on, "Its a full set of anti-ghost scare!! You got him now!!" Chopper exclaims to brook.
"R-remove yourself from this ship, you fiend! S-submit to the holy power that i weild( i got god and anime on my side *hiya* )evil be gone!!" Usopp tells brook, "HE'S A SKELETON, NOT A GHOST!!" I bark as i proceed to punch usopp on the back of his head. "How- frightening..." brook takes from steps back from usopp. "Its working!!" Chopper tells usopp, who proceeds to chuckle. "Of course im awesome! I payed a lot of money for this stuff, so it darn better work." Usopp replies.
"You probably just got scammed" i tell usopp straight forward, "WHERE'S THIS EVIL CREATURE?! I CANT SEE IT!!" Brook panics, i deadpan with irritation. "ITS YOU STUPID!!" Usopp and chopper yell, and brook screams high pitched- i sag as i have a shadow. "He's stupid as well... now we have 7 idiots on the crew... are all men stupid?..." i mumble with pursed lips- why... why couldn't we have just one reasonable crewmate?... its not fair...
"Damn it! There's no way a walking, talking, afro sporting skeleton could exist! This must be a dream!! We just need to wake up!!" Usopp says, making choppers eyes sparkle. "Oh its a dream?! What a relief!" Chopper says as he lays on his back, "i wish it was a dream..." i mumble with slight irritation.
Brook was leaning over chopper with his... skull? Face? I think it should be caller face... whatever- in choppers face. "Uh- excuse me? Hello? Hello? Good morning." Brook says and when chopper opens his eyes- he screams with shark teeth and a snake like tongue. "THATS ENOUGH!! WHAT IS THIS THING AND WHY IS IT ON OUR SHIP?!" Zoro yells as he points to brook- who stands up straight.
