RANDOM STUFF + ART BOOK PART 2

ACE ATTORNEY BUT INANIMATE INSANITY

(Uhhh this is the Mia Fey died and her sister Maya gets accused case)

Phoenix Wright: Cabby
Miles Edgeworth: Trophy
Judge: Mephone4
Maya Fey: OJ
Mia Fey: Testtube
Detective Gumshoe: Cheesy

Why am i making this? Because i was Bored

Cabbies POV:

After Fans case from last week, I was now feeling happy-
"CABBY, CABBY!! SOMEONE JUST DIED!!"

"WHAT"

"YEAH!"

"OH ARE YOU-

"Oh please help me, Cabby!"

"Uhhh who are you?"

"I'm OJ Shards, Younger brother of the now deceased Testtube Shards...And i'm being accused of murder! Please help me and prove me to be Innocent!!"

"Aight be- WAIT TESTTUBE DIED?! NOT MY MENTOR, NOOOO-

Random Cop no.1: "OI, SHUT UP"

"...Sorry....Okay OJ, I'll take on the case!"

"Thank you, Thank You!!"

Later at like the crime scene

"Hey! What're you doing here, Pal?!"

"Cheesy let me pass"

"Why should i?"

"....Investigation"

"You're a Defense A-HORNY! (Kneeslap) Not a Detective! That's my job!!"

"I'm aware! But i just need some evidence"

"Fine....You're.....GOUDA, To go! (Kneeslap)"

"Why are you like this?"

At the like Courtroom

"Today we will be discussing about the recent Moirdor of Testtube Shards! Trophy, Please bring an Opening Statement"

"With pleasure Your Honour...The victim Testtube was found dead at the crime scene at 9:45 PM and a note was in her hand. The name was written with the victims blood spelling out the name of the Suspect: OJ, Her younger Brother."

Dammit...They got my Old Childhood Bestie rambling in here...WHY-

"It appears she has died from the hit of a Blunt Object. End of Opening Statement"

"Hmmm....I see....Very well then. The case will now Start."

"I would like to call in my Witness to the stand...(dramatic sfx) PEPPER!"

"....Hii!!"

"Name and Occupation?"

"I am Pepper and i am a Vlogger"

"Tell me what you saw in the night of the Moirdor"

"Hmm....Well....I saw a man enter the apartment, Then i saw her struggling to fight back. I quickly called the cops at around 7:16PM and they arrived at 12:00AM"

"I see then....Very well....Cabby, Cross examine that Hoe"

"Yes Big Brother- I mean Your Honour (please dont lower my lunch money i am broke asf)"

'Hm....Something's wrong with her Testimony.....'

"What time did you call the cops at again?"

"7:16PM"

"OBJECTION!!, The opening statement clearly told us that Testtube died at 9:45PM! How could you have called the cops if the moirdor hadnt taken place yet?!"

"W-well she was....S-struggling!!"

"I KNOW TESTTUBE BETTER AND TESTTUBE WOULDNT BE STRUGGLING FOR 2 HOURS DUMB HOE-

"CABBY STOP BULLYING THE WITNESS!!"

"....Sorry Your Honour...."

"...W-well-

"Actually Cabby, I forgot to give this autopsy report. Sorry"

"DAMMIT TROPHY"

Autopsy report has been added to Courtroom records!

'Just gonna check this Bish out.....HOLY SHEE-

"HOLD IT! PEPPER....You clearly stated you called the cops at 7:16 and they arrived at 12:00AM...Correct?"

"Y-yes...."

"THE AUTOPSY REPORT CLEARLY STATES THAT THE COPS WERE CALLED AT 11:00 AND ARRIVED AT 7AM!! YOU LYING HOE!!"

"Should i update my Testimony then?...."

"Y E S"

"I didnt call the cops but i saw Testtube and OJ fighting in the room before Testtube was Stabbed to death-

"OBJECTION MOTHERFU-
Badboyhalo:"LANGUAGE"

"Sorry...OBJECTION!! THE OPENING TESTIMONY STATED THAT TESTTUBE DIED TO A BLUNT OBJECT-

Many hours later

"Welp...The suspect OJ Shards is found....N O T   G U I L T Y"

"YAYYYYYYYYY!!"

(I gave up here lmao)