the witch | RORONOA ZORO

8 | he's really not

"Alright, they're going to attack from this shore at daybreak." Usopp tells the gang as they walk up a slope. "But the only route into the village is this one slope. Everything else is cliff, making it tougher to come through. In other words, if we defend this slope to the death, the village won't get attacked."

Apprantely, Klahadore, the rich girl's blutler, was secretly a pirate and was going to attack the village and nobody seemed to believe Usopp.

"Oh, that's easy." Luffy comments.

"Talking about it is, but the rest depends on our strength." Usopp replies. "What can you guys do?"

"Cut!"

"Stretch!"

"Steal!"

"Shop!

"I can hide!"

"You're gonna fight!" The four yell at him, while Luffy has him in a head lock.

"Where are they?" Luffy question, as the four wait and watch on the cliff with a pool of oil before them. "The sky's all bright now. What's the deal?"

"Maybe they overslept, or something?" Zoro suggests, making Luna lilt her head at him.

"Don't confuse your tendencies with everyone else's, Roro-Chan." Luna tells him.

"Shut it, witch!" Zoro replies.

"No." Usopp adds. "They'll definitely show up. Loads of them."

Nami gasps.

"Say..." She says, while walking. "Maybe it's just my imagination, but I hear 'Yaahh!' coming from somewhere..." The sounds get a little louder. "Yeah, I definitely hear it!"

"So, how sure are you idiots that this is the only way to enter the village?" The fairy, Sol's voice comes, as she sits on Luna's shoulder, eating a cupcake.

"Hey, that was mine, you little gremlin!" Luna yells, trying to catch the little fairy, but fails.

"N-now that you mention it..." Usopp says.

"What?" Zoro asks. "What is it?"

"There's a place just like this in the north, too!" Usopp slams his hands on his head. "You don't suppose..."

"That the other pirates have more braincells than a couple braincells like the ones you four have?" Sol completes. "That's a big possibility."

"You mean this is the wrong shore?!" Luffy asks the little fairy.

"Well, aren't you a bright one." Sol replies, sarcastically.

"Really?" Luffy asks, scratching his head with a huge smile. "Thanks!"

"Of course!" Sol chuckles.

"Sol, stop messing with him, he's an idiot." Luna sighs.

"This is where they had there secret meeting!" Usopp yells. "So I just assumed..."

"Hey, let's hurry!" Luffy tells him. "They're gonna get into the village! Where is this place?"

"If you run straight north from here, you'll get there in three minutes!" Usopp tells him. "The terrain there is almost exactly the same, so we just need to stop them at the slope!"

"Don't worry! We'll do it somehow!" Luffy assures him.

"Oh no!" Nami grabs her head. "The north shore is where our boats are! They're gonna take the treasure!"

"My clothes!" Luna yells.

"No one care about your clothes!" Nami yells with sharp teeth at the girl.

"I'll be there in 20 seconds!" Luffy announces, running away.

"Oh, I take it back." Sol nods. "The couple braincells were too much for you all."

"Dammit, my brilliant oil strategy was all for nothing!" Usopp yells, running after Luffy, as Luna flicks off the fairy.

"My treasure..." Nami lets out.

"Hey, what are you both doing? Let's go!" Zoro tells the pair.

"Yes, my clothes need saving!" Luna announces.

Nami starts to run, but her foot slips in the oil and she grabs the first thing in front of her, which was Luna.

"Ahhhahahah!" Luna let's out, grabbing ahold of Zoro's swords.

"Help, I'm falling!" Nami yells.

"Why are you dragging me, too!" Luna replies.

"Let go, you morons!" Zoro tells them.

"No way!" Luna yells back, as Sol flies and sits on top of Luna's head. "You're supposed to be my knight in shining armor!"

"I never agreed to that, you witch!" Zoro yells back, as Nami looks up.

"Perfect!" She says, and throws the two down, and climbing on top of the two, and running away. "Sorry! The treasure's in danger! Try to get back up somehow!"

"Nami, you absolute..." Luna yells and the two slide down.

"That girl's gonna pay!" Zoro yells.

Luna watches as Zoro runs on the oil, getting nowhere.

"Damnit!" He yells running faster, making Luna hide her chuckle. "What do I do? I can't climb up!"

"Your boyfriend isn't the brightest, is he?" Sol asks, handing the half eaten cupcake to Luna.

"He's really not." Luna sighs, taking a bit and handing it back to the fairy, and she does the same, watching the swordsman run in place.