Just a load of random one shots. Fluff,angst maybe some smut who knows🤷♀️ But itll have probably more betasquad but ill make sure sidemens there to!! Any requests just comment or message me them!!
I was going on a youtube show today, sidemen tinder in real life. All i had to do was go in and they said pick up line and id have to say yes or no.
I was getting ready and decided i did want to look good in case there was someone fit there. I looked them up and harry is really fit as is tobi.
I went and had a shower, shaving everywhere, doing shampoo and conditioner and then some face and body wash.
When i got out i used a hairdryer to dry my hair then done some make up and got dressed.
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I wore that and then started curling my hair. I used a claw clip to clip some up and curling one layer then letting more down curling that bit and so on and so on.
It took about an hour and a half to finally get ready. I then found a bag and put my keys,money and phone in it.
I sprayed my favourite perfume before putting that in the bag to. I then left my house locking the door behind me and getting in my car driving to the set.
When i got there i spoke to producers then had to wait in a line with a load of other girls. They were all stunning. I wonder what kind of lines the boys are gonna use.
It finally came to my turn and i walked on to the set standing where the two footprints were.
"hi my names ellie and im 24" I said introducing myself.
"hi im vik im 28 and will you be my tinderella?" "im sorry no"
All the rest of the sidemen laughed as he walked over to the no side of the room then the next one stepped forward.
"hi im jj or ksi and my love for you is larger then my forehead" I laughed a bit at the one "yes" "ayeee!"-he shouted walking over to the yes side.
"hi im tobi and i make my own clothes" "anything else?" "nope" "okay well uhm yeah because your fit"
He walked over to the yes while the boys all hyped him up.
"hi im ethan and id suck your dads dick just to get a taste of what your made of" "no" "dam"-he said walking over to no.
"hi im harry, 26, and once you go jew nothing else will do" "yes but because your fit" The boys also hyped him up as he went over to the yes.
"hi im josh and my cat died so can i play with your pussy instead" "no" He went and joined ethan and vik in the no side.
"hi im simon and im a theif, here to take your virginity" "Your a bit late then, no" He went and joined the rest of the boys in no and i now had to tell them why i said no to them all.
"yours was just cheesy"-i said pointing at vik "yours was gay"-i said pointing at ethan "yours was weird"-i said pointing at josh "your to late"-i said pointing at simon
It was the end of my go and i walked of the set and got told to stay till the end of the video so sidemen could talk to me. They were doing it to all the girls.
I waited about half an hour before they all finally came out. They spoke to the other girls first eventually getting to me.
"sorry for any shitty jokes"-jj "its alright i knew what i was signing up to" "you was funny though"-simon "cheers" "so tobi and harry are fit"-jj "yep" "well harry has something to ask you"-jj
I looked at harry and he was fiddling with his hand and looked really nervous bless him.
"you alright?" "yeah um could i uh possibly get your uhm number"-harry "yeah course"
He looked so relieved once i said yes. He got his phone out tapping a few things and handing it to me. I put my number in giving it back.
"thank you"-harry "no worries" "cuteee"-simon "rizz"-jj "right i gotta go, bye you lot. Harry text me."
I then left driving back to my house. I cant believe the harry lewis asked for my number. Out of all the other gorgeous girls there.
I got in and changed into comfier clothes and sat down watching youtube when my phone pinged.
I looked and realised it was an unknown number
Unknown number
unknown Hey its harry
Me Hey
I saved his contact as harry🤭 and turned my phone of waiting for any more texts. It then pinged again about two minutes later.
Harry🤭
Harry🤭 Thank you for coming td and sorry if i was awkward
Me no its alr dw and ofc
Harry🤭 I was wondering if you wanted to go on a date tommorrow night?
Me Yes! what time?
Harry🤭 7?
Me Perfect
Oh my god i cant believe ive got a date with harry. I did not expect this to happen from going there today. I thought oh id meet them there cool and at most id get a picture.
But this. This is better then anything else that couldve possibly happened. Oh i cant wait.
We was texting till gone midnight and i finally decided to go to sleep him deciding the same. We had said goodnight and he seemed to be getting less awkward and nervouse with me.
I think its cute how nervous he can get sometimes. I'll do my best to make sure he isn't nervous tomorrow though, even though i probably will be to.
Thats okay though im sure well be fine, he's very funny so im sure once we warm up to eachother itll all be great.
