Chapter 1, Scene 3: Behind Hotel OJ

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Around the same day, Trophy, Box, and Nickel would meet behind the hotel for their weekly "Objects that are better than other objects meeting."

Trophy: "Alright Alright settle down everyone, first decree of this meeting will be that we're glad to say that Box has made a tremendous recovery, give it up for Box everybody"

Trophy would clap and Nickel would play a clapping sound effect. In honor. Box was clearly happy to hear this.

Box:

Nickel: We're just happy to have you back buddy.

Trophy: We are all extremely glad for you to be back, onto other news, Boss would probably send his regards but they couldn't make it tonight. I will call upon the council to declare their "cool" moves this week.

Nickel: I pushed over a grandma.

Nickel would full teeth smirk at his awesome showing this week.

Trophy: Very.. cool. I threw Plate at Silverspoon when he came back from Season 3.

Nickel: Sweet! That british FUCK deserved some retaliation. Balloon would've definitely won if he didnt say that slur. Wait.. is Plate alright though?

Trophy: And that brings us to our third decree today, Objects in the "Objects that are better than other objects meeting" must accept that some losses may be made during our coolness. I feel like it is fitting if we do the burial.

Trophy would bring out Plate's dead rotting corpse.

Box:

Nickel: Yeah. Let's give a moment of silence.

Trophy:

Nickel:

Box:

Trophy:

Box:

Evil Leafy:

Trophy: Yeah I think that's enough

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Trophy: Yeah I think that's enough. Sadly we must move on from this horrible loss and continue to be our BADASS selves.

Nickel: Now it is time for us to insult people that we hate very much. Yaknow, to better the mood. I'll start, Cabby, absolutely hate her, always acting like "woah i'm a woman i know things" NO YOU DON'T. I'm sexist by the way.

Trophy: Someone that got on my nerves this week was Clover. They went on this whole rant about how they're god and that they can never feel pain due to their luck or something, it was really bothersome when I was trying to watch FOOTBALL.

Nickel: .... They said WHAT?

Trophy: They said they cant be effected by things due to their luck or something, look man get off my fucking case I wasn't paying attention!

Nickel would be deep in thought for a second, then he'd go back to normal.

Nickel: Guys, wait right here, I'll be right back.

Nickel would take the back entrance to Hotel OJ and scurry off. Trophy would turn to box.

Trophy: What's up with him?

Box:

Trophy: Oh. Yeah I forgot.

Nickel would come back with a poster board about Luck Nonsense, "why luck is a gay ass concept", and more.

Nickel: THIS is what i've been talking about! I KNEW they'd snap! I told you all! Luck is absolute nonsense, they should go die!

Trophy: I think they were just spouting nonsense man.

Nickel: Whatever you say... BUT I KNOW that they're plotting something.. And I'll be there, to stop them.

Box:

Nickel: No, I'm not only doing it because I'm sexist! Yeah I'll be honest that's probably a good part but it's not all that!

Trophy: ...I think we should probably end the meeting now. Wouldn't wanna sour Plate's name yaknow?

Nickel:... Yeah. You're right. OKAY! Alright. Yeah. of course.

Everybody would walk off, Nickel would walk away with his poster board that everybody hates.

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