S13E4

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AN: Woahhh two chapters so soon after one another? Crazy.

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S13E4

"He had to pack double for Caboose." Yang laughed.

"Tourist Trap" appeared on screen with the theme.

"Ugh I hate tourist traps, some are fun but most are boring." Ruby groaned.

"Hey those shops are fun, I love all the gags and nicknacks." Yang smiled.

"You sound like a grandma." Ruby rolled her eyes.

"My favorite tourist trap was at that one place.. uhh the one at the waterfall." Yang frowned trying to remember. "The Puzzle hut!"

"Those stupid cryptid things were fake!" Ruby groaned, "One was just a stuffed bunny with antlers glued on. You could see the tape on most of the stuff. And the old man running the place was weird and he charged too much too."

"Hey for great puns like the sascrotch I'll gladly get ripped off." Yang laughed.

"Sas-what?" Jaune asked.

Ruby groaned, "A Beringel statue with underwear."

Yang cackled with glee, "It's so funny! You're just a sourpuss."

Fade in to a base near the alien temple. Sarge is looking out over it, with Grey and Tucker behind him. It seems deserted.

CHARON EXCAVATION SITE

Sarge: "Huh. Looks deserted."

"It looks like one of the bases from blood gulch." Jaune noted.

"Maybe that's just like the standard base." Ruby shrugged.

"Or maybe they ended up at Blood Gulch!" Nora gasped, "What if somehow the bases were moved!"

"..."

"Yeah I don't believe it either." Nora scoffed, "But what if?"

Tucker: "I've heard that one before."

"What if the zealots are there?" Nora pondered.

"Noo we've had a nice break from them for a long time." Weiss pleaded, "Please let's not."

Grey: "It's likely any remaining Charon personnel would've retreated after you took their research complex. Or maybe they're at lunch. I'm hungry..."

Tucker: "Well, how do we know for sure?"

Zoom in to Caboose on a rock.

Caboose: "IS ANYBODY STILL HERE?!"

Pyrrha burst out laughing, "Caboose hasn't changed from season one."

Tucker, Grey, and Sarge: "(in unison) Caboose!"

Caboose: "WHAT? OH, SORRY—um, sorry."

Sarge: "You big blue idiot, you'll give away our position!"

"It makes me wonder if Tucker's plan last season was to make them look like idiots, or if he just knew that he had to work them giving away their position into his plan." Pyrrha commented.

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