Four's Number One

Chapter 3

"I'm Four."
"Y-y-you're not a t-tod-toddler," I say, grimacing and biting my lower lip until it starts bleeding intensely.
"You're bleeding," he says, lowering his head down from his 7'2" stature down to my frail 4'11" one. He parts his luscious pink lips and his tongue pokes out. He begins to lick my lower lip and suck the blood. Holy sh*t, that was so hot. Once my red juices are soaked up by him, the rest of my blood rushes to my cheeks and I blush really hard.
He picks himself up while swallowing my crimson bodily fluid and clears his throat, "That was good... And I'm not a toddler, my name is Four."
"O-o-oh, I'm sorry, I-I'm just so s-s-stupid, teehee," I say, standing in his dark shadow because I'm so short and flimsy and he's so tall and strong like an iron ingot.
"What's your name, cutie?" He says coldly, with a blank face.
"M-my name is Y/N." I tuck my hair behind my ear like my idol from Radio Rebel: Debby Ryan.
"Wow... Your name is so moan-able, it's actually insane," he responds with a sexy man lip bite.
"I-I-..." I'm so shocked, but so h*rny.
"AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!" Four screams. "I'M TALKING TO Y/N!" Holy sh*t, that was so hot.
"I JUST JUMPED OFF A ROOF BRO, CHILL!" Mystery man says, trying to untangle himself from the net.
"YOU'RE IN 'DELUSIONAL' NOW, THAT MEANS NO FEAR!" Four yells back at him.
"Jerk-off," he mutters and Four doesn't hear him because he's so tall, but I hear because I'm so short. He turns to me after Four helps him out and he looks at me and says, "Hey, you ugly disgusting piece of dogsh*t. I'm Peter and I'll be your enemy for the entirety of this Wattpad series."
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I'm in my room and I'm bunking with this girl named Jenna Tools, she's really good; Camp Rock good. I talk shit with her about Peter and my obsession with mushrooms. She thinks I'm cool so I let her sniff my tight, dark, damp, wet, pink, pulsating... shoebox... I was going to say shoebox... you pervert, teehee... They used to hold the cutest dusty pink pumps but now they hold my creation. I'm so glad I have a friend to share it with.
"What district are you from, Jenna Tools?" I ask, not stuttering because I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO WOMEN!
"I'm from 'Canker Sore,' what about you?" She rebuttals.
"I'm from 'Abhor—"
"SHUT THE F*CK UP! Don't talk about your past factions... You're 'Delusional' now!" Four interrupts, sexily. I like a man with authority, teehee.