Four's Number One

Chapter 2

I knew I was divergent for as long as I can remember—which is when the nurse told me two minutes ago—but I guess I never really understood what it meant. The nurse told me I show traits of all five factions. The five factions all go by their respective names: Abhorrent (the selfless), Delusional (the brave), Amelia Lickhard (the kind), Erected (the intelligent), and even Canker Sore (the honest). But since my world-building is so poor, it doesn't matter what the Test tells you, you have the right to choose which one you want to pledge your p*$$y to. And that happens at the Choosing Ceremony, which probably has a name that I don't remember because I'm such a stupid person.
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At the choosing ceremony I sit with my parents and my brother in our faction's seating area. I was born into Abhorrent so that's where I sit my $0.03 p*$$y down. I'm so cheap teehee. I'm also gender non specific so that the reader, me, can imagine themselves in my, their, shoes.
    "Y/N...Y/N! ...Y/N!!!!!" The Choosing Ceremony Leader yells out.
    I shake my noodle arms until they dislocate from their sockets and I jolt awake. After getting up and placing my arms back in their sockets, I walk towards the stage where I will have to spill my blood on the faction I want to join. I have a hard time deciding, but in the end I choose Delusional because I'm brave. I squirt my red juices on the bowl for Delusional that is filled with flaming coals and I look at the other bowls with blood and dream of the STDs and STIs I contracted from the knife that 59 other people used before me.
    I walk over to Delusional, bravely, with a smirk on my face. I am greeted with warm embraces and I notice all the boys wanting me, but I'm the main character so they're all beneath me.
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After the ceremony is over, Delusional recruits leave together to the living quarters. And then ensues a long montage of us running to poles we have to climb to get onto tracks we have to run on to jump into trains we have to jump off to land on buildings we also have to jump off. I'm first.
    I jump into a big hole—nothing I'm not used to—and immediately I have a panic attack and start twerking in mid-air because I'm worried I'll die if I land on the floor. I keep forgetting I'm a Wattpad character with absolutely indestructible bone structure. When I land however, I stop twerking and look up. My eyes meeting his brown orbs.
    "Get off the net, f*ckface, we don't have all day!" He say it so angrily, with a fire in him... Yummy.
    "S-s-s-sor-sorry," I stutter because I have this primal attraction to him. Who is he?
    "What's your name?" He asks coldly.
    "M-my n-n-name is Y/N," I reveal, shyly.
    "I'm Four," he responds, but all I hear is "I'm yours."