in love- Ian Gallagher ❤️

A beautiful mess.

It's the morning and there's a lot of kids that's Debbie is babysitting. Fiona his hiding from the guy that she fucked's wife. Me, Ian, Mandy and Lip are currently out shopping.

Lip: Do you think it's possible to be named Jody and not be a douche bag?
Mandy: Ever thought about calling him Choady.
Lip: Too hijacked my sex buddy.
Ian: Revisionist history.
Lip: What?
Ian: More than a sex buddy.
Lip: No, that was just my brain doing the thinking while my ass was doing the talking. You guys wanna come on the ice cream truck later?
Ian: Can't, Volunteering at the VA.
Taylor: It's a waste of time.
Ian: It's gonna look good on my West Point application.
Lip: You know, you should be figuring out how to work the system. Instead of playing into it.
Ian: America's a meritocracy.
Mandy: They don't even make bootstraps anymore. So how the hell you supposed to pull yourself up by them, dumb-ass?
Lip: Dumb-ass. Hey, i'm totally stealing Choady, but the way.

Then we go back home after Lip goes to Karen's. It me, Ian and Lip sat in the room, i'm cuddled into Ian's chest whilst he reads some book.
Ian: Did you know the trigonometric moment problem has infinite solutions if the Toeplitz matrix A is invertible?
Lip: Yep, nothing but parking tickets. This Choady guy makes vanilla taste like fucking Thai spice.
Ian: You ran a background check?
Lip: Tony. The only remotely interesting thing is a restraining order against his ex-girlfriend because she threw a camera at him. He's fucking ridiculous this guy.
Taylor: Your like Liam when someone touches one of his toys.
Lip: If i don't find any dirt, I'll just make some.
Fiona: You think you guys could hang out at some point Saturday night? Deb's sleepover. Fill out the guest list.
Ian: Sure.
Lip: Yeah, i'll bring some strippers and a hookah pipe. I'm kidding.

Later on we're downstairs in the living room.
Ian: Linda doesn't know it yet, but she's letting me borrow her kids' Kinect for Deb's party.
Lip: Sweet.
Taylor: What are you watching?
Lip: Some shit on The Learning Channel about pole dancers.
Ian: Speaking of hookers, How's Karen?
Lip: Fuck off. Still working on operation Choady.
Got a couple ideas on how to loose the guy.
Ian: Why don't we just kill him?
Taylor: So not worth the time in jail.
Lip: Thinking more along the lines of planting naked photos of Liam on his laptop.
Ian: Oh, good one.
Lip: Yeah, i thought so. Thanks.
Then we hear Fiona and Veronica talking about they have to work shifts tomorrow, which is Debbie's party sleepover.
Lip: Work your shift. We got the party.
Fiona: You can be here all night?
Ian: Of course. It's gonna be the hottest party ever.
Taylor: Mandy's coming too.
Debbie: Oh my god this is gonna be so cool. Oh my god, Oh my god!
Then she hugs the three of us, then Ian and Lip pick her up and run with her and mock her. I giggle at them. Then it's me and Ian sat in the room whilst he's studying. Then Lip walks in.
Lip: So, your kind of like a 12-year old girl. What flick do you think we should watch at Deb's party?
Taylor: Nightmare on elm street.
Ian: Remake, still scary as shit.
Then Carl walks in looking all smiley, i give him a confused look.
Carl: Karen got ready with the drapes open, which was awesome. Then she stopped for some cigarette's and went to work at the movies. Be there till late. Last show gets out at like, 1:00, plus clean up.
Then Lip gives Carl some money and he jumps on Ian's bed because i'm lay on his bed.
Lip: Thanks buddy.
Ian: You got Carl following her around now? Can't believe your still cock-blocking Karen.
Lip: She has no cock, how am i blocking it?
Taylor: Let her go man. You deserve so much better.
Ian: What do you want, huh? You wanna marry her? Be with her forever?
Lip: Look, i'm just looking out for her. She's my best friend.
Ian: No, we're ur best friends. She's your fuck buddy.
Lip: No your my brother and your little girlfriend who's like my sister who should shut the fuck up.
Ian: Friends usually want what's best for each other. This could be the best thing for Karen.
Lip: Oh so, now you know what's best for everyone? The kid who wants to die for a country that thinks he's one of god's mistakes?
Carl: A shrink said i'm one of God's mistakes.
Ian: The girl has "whore" tattooed on her arm. She put my dick in her mouth because you asked her too.
Carl: What!?
Lip: You need to shut the fuck up.
Ian: So what? You get her to dump the guy, stick around for when Carl gets his first woody, so she can work him too?
Taylor: Ian-
Then Lip pushes Ian aggressively and walks out of the room.
Carl: I already got my first woody, in history class. Talking about how Marie Antoinette's head got chopped off.