in love- Ian Gallagher ❤️

Fake wedding.

I'm at my shift at Kash and Grab the next day. Ian isn't here, he must be running late. He wasn't in bed this morning when i woke up. Then he walks in, late, in his ROTC uniform.
Ian: Hey.
Kash: Better late than never.
Linda: Better on time. What's with the costume?
Ian: ROTC, I made cadet lieutenant colonel today.
Taylor: You did? That's great.
Linda: Congratulations. When i get back i want all the new stock re shelved with all the labels facing the same way.
Kash: Where are you going?
Linda: Your head is like a funnel. The boy scout trip is this weekend.
Ian: They have muslim boy scouts?
Linda: Similar, motto is this "be prepared". But you learn how to work with chemicals instead of tying knots. The troop is sponsored by the baptist church. They give us free outfits and overnights and they think we're assimilating. Everybody wins. I'll be back on Sunday.
Then she walks out of the store, Kash following behind her to talk to her.
Taylor: Lieutenant colonel? I'm so proud of you.
Ian: It's not that big of a deal.
I smile and then we finish our shift, later on me, Ian, Lip and Carl go to the church.

We walk through all the seats, me behind Ian.
Carl: Why do i have to do it?
Lip: Because your the only one young enough to be an alter boy.
Ian: We'll stop him before anything goes down.
Taylor: Or anyone.
Then we knock on the door where the priest is sat reading a book.
Priest: The Gallagher boys.
Taylor: and milkovich girl???
Ian and lip chuckle at me, then i wrap my arm around Ian's lower back as he puts his arm around my shoulders.
Priest: If your here to steal the offering basket, you're out of luck. Already off to the bank.
Ian: No, No. Carl here, is interested in being an alter boy.
Priest: That's a big responsibility.
Lip: Yeah, we know. We tried talking him out of it but he cried and cried. So we thought we'd bring him in. See if you thought he had what it takes.
Then the priest bends down to Carl's level.
Priest: Hello there, Carl.
Carl gives him an unpleasant smile and then Lip bends down to his ear.
Lip: We'll be back for you in a bit bud.
Then he shuts the door and we go sit on the benches in the big hall.
Lip: Wanna watch Scarface again tonight?
Ian: Can't, busy.
Taylor: Doing what?
Ian: Stuff.
Taylor: okay? I'll watch it with you Lip?
Lip: Yeah, sure.
Then i go to say something but we hear a grunt in the room and a fall, we run in to see the priest on the floor.
Lip: Looks like we have a priest for V's wedding.

Then we get back to the Gallagher house, Ian and Lip have gone somewhere else and Carl has gone to our room (the boys and my room). I see Fiona stood in the mirror getting ready.
Fiona: Hey T, get ready. Veronica's Bachelorette party tonight.
Taylor: Okayyy.
I dance a little bit saying okay, i walk into the boys room.
Taylor: Carl cover your eyes, i'm getting dressed.
Carl: Nothing i haven't seen before.
Taylor: What? oh yeah, from the million times you've walked into the bathroom when i'm in the bath or shower. Or walked in when i'm getting dressed. Well let's just pretend it's a bikini not underwear, you've seen me in a bikini.
Carl: and naked.
Taylor: Enough Carl.
I take my clothes off so i'm just stood in my pink thong and bra. Then Ian and Lip walk in whilst i'm only in my underwear. There older, they won't care.
Lip: In front of Carl really?
Taylor: Nothing he hasn't seen before.
Carl winks and me and i playfully push him head. I slip my crème coloured dress with black stripes going down the sides, quite short.
Ian: Where are you going?
Taylor: V's bachelorette partyy.
Lip and Ian nod and i then put my heels on, i leave my hair down wavy. I do my makeup and put red lipstick on.
Lip: You look nice.
Ian: Yeah, you look good Tay.
Taylor: Aw thanks my little fan girlies. Bye guys, bye Carl.
Carl: Bye sweet thang.
Lip: Give it a rest Carl, she's way older than you. Plus she's into Ian.
By this point, I'm out of the room but i can still here them.
Ian: W-What, no? She's not into me?
Lip: She 100% is.
Ian: Really?
Then before i hear anyone else say anything, Fiona shouts up the stairs.
Fiona: Come on Taylor, we're leaving.
Taylor: Coming!
I then go down the stairs to see Fiona and Veronica looking good. Then i see Kev.

We get to the place and start dancing, i start pole dancing and you can see underneath my dress. No one really cares though, Kev does. He's always been like a father figure to me. Better than my dad ever was or ever will be.
Kev: That's enough!
I laugh and get of the stage and then Veronica and Fiona go on the stage and then we all get pics on it together. Then Kevin leaves to go somewhere, i didn't even ask. Then i drink, quite a lot that night.
We have the best time ever. Then me, Veronica and Fiona are walking home drunk out of our minds.
Veronica: Okay but, why would she do it in the first place?
Fiona: Because she could! She was like, one of those weird Chinese acrobats.
Taylor: Noo, those girls are all tiny and cute when they do it. She was like Pippin LongStocking kissing her own ass.
Then we start laughing a lot, then we go around the corner to see Frank wearing a wig with rainbow ropes around him.
Fiona: Dad, what happened to you?
Frank: Cord was too long. I got three nuts. Gonna die.
Then we all burst out laughing, non stop. Then we get home, me and Fiona still laughing up the stairs. She goes into her room to bed, i walk into mine and the boys room laughing. Thank god there all awake, i would've woke them. I stumble onto the floor laughing.
Ian: Jesus. Youse must've had a better time than us.
Taylor: Ohhh, Kevin's Bachelor.
Ian: Yeah, come on get in bed.
Then i feel like i'm gonna be sick, i run into the bathroom. Ian follows me and holds my hair back. I finish and then wash my makeup off, i stumble back into the room where Ian was waiting for me.
Ian: You okay?
Taylor: Yeah, i'm fineee.
Then Ian is lay down on the bed, i can't help but feel horny. I climb on top of him, straddling him.
Taylor: hiii Ian.
I say getting closer to his face, i can tell he's uncomfortable but debating it.
Ian: Maybe we shouldn't. You should get in bed, it's late.
I get off of him, maybe he just doesn't want me. I slowly nod, then he get up and towers over me.
Ian: I'm sorry, i just don't know what to do. Let's talk about this when your not drunk. Come on get in bed. At this point Carl and Lip are both asleep.
Taylor: I-I need to get dressed.
I shimmy my dress down, i nearly trip and Ian catches me. At this point i'm just in my underwear. I take my underwear off and Ian looks away.
Taylor: Come on you can look, i don't care.
He nods slightly smiling and i put one of Lip's T-shirts on and my shorts. I climb into bed with Ian and we fall asleep.

Today is the day of V's Fake wedding. I climb out of bed to go downstairs, i brush my teeth and then walk into the living room and sit on the chair with a cup of coffee. Fiona, Kevin and V are in there.
Fiona: I'm a maid of honour how did i not know you have a brother.
Kevin: There's a reason for that.
Taylor: He busted out of prison?
Kevin: Last night.
Fiona: What was he in for?
Veronica: Aggravated assault, larceny and arson.
Then Lip walks down the stairs, confused on the sentence he just heard.
Lip: Arson? Who are you talking about?
Fiona: V's brother.
Lip: Oh is that like a sibling-brother, or just black-guy brother?
Veronica: Remember the fire at Curves in the mall? That was him. He loves setting fire to things and he hates women. It was the perfect storm.
Kevin: He's nuts. No i'm serious, he's nuts. He came at me, I had to fight my ass off. The one time i'm having a brew, he came up to me all: "ass cunt fuck!" on me.
Taylor: Is he retarded?
Veronica: I wish. Tourette's coupled with bipolar disorder and a drinking problem. He's a shrink's wet dream.
Fiona: What we gonna do?
Veronica: Kick his ass back to prison. If there's one person you can always count on to fuck something up, it's Marty.

We then knock Marty out, keep him locked to the toilet in handcuffs. Then we get to the Alibi to do the fake wedding.
Priest: May daily problems never cause you undue anxiety, nor the desire for earthly possessions dominate your lives. But may your hearts' first desire be always the good things, waiting for you in the life of heaven. Amen.
Everyone: Amen!
Priest: You may kiss the bride.
Then they kiss and we all cheer, time to party. Then everyone's dancing and i dance, then drink a bit. I don't get drunk though, only tipsy. I then sit on a chair in the corner, then Ian comes and sits next to me.
Ian: Hey you.
Taylor: Hey Ginge.
Ian: What's up?
Taylor: Nothing, just giving myself a break from dancing so-
Then i go to get up and he pulls my arm, i sit back down.
Ian: Can we talk about last night?
Taylor: What is there to talk about?
Ian: You trying to fuck me or whatever it was.
Taylor: I-I don't know what that was. I was drunk and horny, let's just forget about it I-
Then Ian cuts me off by kissing me, we pull away and i smile leaning my head on his shoulder. He pulls me up and we dance and then we take pictures with the whole fam. Then we go home and i fall asleep straight away.