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Scene: Seaside Island, beach, day.

Sonic and Amy are lounging under an umbrella. Nearby, Knuckles, Ivy and Sticks are playing volleyball. 

Sonic says, "There's nothing like a lazy day on the beach." The volleyball bounces near Amy. She picks it up and throws it back to Sticks. Sticks sighs happily and says, "It's nice to breathe in that beautiful saltwater air and relax. For the first time, I feel totally stress-free." Tails says offscreen, "Hey, guys!" Sticks says, "Agh!" Sticks shrieks and drops into her alert stance. 

Tails arrives, pushing something covered by a cloth bag. 

Tails says, "I just perfected my most brilliant invention yet. Meet UT, the Universal Translator. Designed to translate any language into our own." Tails uncovers Universal Translator. Sonic, Amy, and Sticks look at it, seemingly unimpressed. Tails says, "Allow me to demonstrate." Tails directs everyone's attention to a mother bird feeding her babies nearby. Universal Translator watches them for a while, then turns around.

UT Translates for the baby bird, "The fact that you pre-chew my food is repulsive."Knuckles says, "Hey-ey-ey! It works!" Ivy shakes her head at her boyfriend with a smile. UT says, "Didn't see that one coming."

Knuckles confused, "Um... it's still talking?" UT says, "I thought this thing just translated birds." Tails says, "Since what you're saying doesn't need to be translated, UT is translating it into what you really mean!" "I didn't intend for it to do that, but I will gladly accept full credit." UT says. "That's great, Tails!" Ivy said. UT says, "Pretty lame." Ivy says, "That's not what I was thinking at all." UT says, "Man, I am totally busted."

Amy asks/said, "Tails? I think it needs some more work." UT says, "If that thing doesn't shut its metal trap, I think I might die." Sticks asks, "Wait... this thing reads minds?" "Wait. This thing reads minds." UT asks. Sticks yells, "GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!" UT says, "Get it out of my head." Sticks pulls out her boomerang and is about to attack UT, but Knuckles and Ivy restrains her

Knuckles says, "Now, now! Calm down, Sticks!" UT says, "Take it easy, whack-job." "Hey!" Sticks say. UT says, "I am displeased." Sonic says, "Don't be offended, Sticks. Knuckles didn't mean to think that." "He's not the sharpest tool in the shed." UT said. Knuckles growls. Ivy hugs Knuckle's arm to calm him down.

IVy says, "Tails, I think it's best if you shut that thing off." "We don't want it to reveal anything too... sensitive." Amy says. UT says, "Shut that thing up before it tells Sonic that I--" it get Shut off by Tails.  "looooo..." 

Sonic asks, "Uh, what was he saying?" Amy says, "Nothing! Nothing important!" She chuckles nervously. A ways away, a drone in the shape of a bug is recording the scene. 

Scene Change: Eggman's Lair, day. 

Dr. Eggman says, "Very interesting. It seems Tails' new invention is creating friction between Sonic and his friends." Cubot says, "Yeah, and they're not getting along either." "This gives me an idea. If I build a duplicate robot to replace the original, I could have it say whatever I want! They'll be at each other's throats in no time! And with the group divided, I can destroy them once and for all!" Dr. Eggman say. 

Eggman laughs evilly. After a while, Orbot and Cubot join in. Dr. Eggman cuts them off and says, "Don't laugh with me. You're ruining it." 

Scene Change: Tails' House, night.

Tails says, "Wow, UT. My friends and adoptive mom normally love my inventions. I can't believe you had such a lousy debut." UT says, "I blame myself." "No, no. If it's anyone's fault, it's mine. After all, I was the one who-- oh wait. You were just saying my thoughts, huh?" Tails says/asks. UT says, "I feel like such a dummy." Tails shuts UT down. 

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