How to Succeed in Evil Without Really Trying

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3rd Pov 

Scene: The orchard, day.

Sticks is seen trying to pick berries. Sticks says, "No one at the pie festival will guess that begie berries are my secret ingredient! Unless, one of these trees a spy in disguise!" She staring at a tree. "I'm on to you tree! You'll never get the recipe! NEVER!!!" She said, she gets out her boomerang and aims it at the tree. 

Tails arrives in the Tailsmobile. "Hey Sticks! How's tricks? I see you're making beige berry pie." He asks/said. Sicks looks surprised and talks to her berries. "I don't know what he's talking about! I'm taking you to live on a farm!" She said, she turns her attention back to Tails. "Now, if you will excuse me, I have a few trees left to pick. " Sticks said as she leaves.

Tails says, "Looks like you could use some help. Be right back!" He leaves. 

Scene change: Tails workshop, day.

Tails was singing as he is constructing a berry picking machine. "Grab-claws connected to the trap-jaw! Trap-jaws connect to the scoop-maw! Scoop-maws connected to the positively-charged resistor-cuffing ion-matrix!" He says, he stops singing and tries to turn it on. "Oops, needs voltage. Lot of trees means lot of "v's"!" He said as he walks over to some matrixes. "Nope. Nope. Nope." Tails said. 

Tails looks out of the window and watches Sonic playing volleyball with himself. Tails says, "Yep!" Sonic is inside on an exercise machine attached to Tails' invention. Sonic asks/said, "You sure about this Tails? You know how Sticks is about machines." "But this thing runs on natural energy: yours! It's better than going green, it's going blue!" Tails said. Sonic says, "Say when!" 

Sonic adds more speed to the machine but it results in an explosion that leaves Tails charred and dazed. "When..." Tails said. 

Scene change: The orchard, day. 

Sticks is picking berries until Tails' berry picking machine appears and the shaking causes Stick to fall off of her ladder. Sticks jumps over the robot as Tails is controlling it but the robot starts to mow down trees. 

Tails says, "Well, my work here is done..." Tails tries to get away but Sticks stops him. Sticks said, "Your machine destroyed the orchard!" "Could be worse! At least you still have the berries." Tails said. The robot crushes up the berries and Sticks looks at Tails angrily. 

Sonic, Amy, Ivy, and Knuckles arrive. Ivy asks, "What's going on?" Amy asks,"What happened here?" Sonic says/asks, "Looks like Tails got himself into a "jam"! Hah! Get it?" He raises his hand.

Knuckles says, "Not at all!" He hi-fives Sonic. "But I never leave a hog hanging!" Knuckles said. "At least one tree is still standing." Ivy said.  The tree spy runs off. 

Scene change: An unknown room, day.

Three hooded characters along with the guy disguised as a tree are seen viewing over Tails' actions on a computer.

Willy says, "Such senseless destruction... Wonderful!" "Our organization could the mind that created this! Send him a crimson letter!" Weasel Bandit said. 

Scene change: The orchard, day. 

Tails is seen planting seeds. Tails says, "I can't believe Sticks is making replant the entire orchard! Now I'm going to miss the pie festival..." The three hooded characters approach Tails.  Willy was handing Tails a letter. "This is for you!" He said. Tails tries to open it but is unsuccessful. Weasel Bandit says, "Uh, maybe it will be easier if we just told you.Willy: Your ingenuity just earned you an invitation to the five monthly, potluck dinner and raffle of the super secret exclusive club known as..." One of the members plays a tune.

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