Chili Dog Day Afternoon

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A/N: Sorry guys my OC is taking Amy's place again...I'm so sorry...

Scene: Village, day

Ivy says, "Building takes teamwork, and a team needs a coach. And that's me! Sonic, hold that support strut horizontal." Sonic says, "Since I'm the judge of this year's chili dog cook-off, I don't think I should help. I have to stay impartial." "No stage, no contest. No contest, no chili dogs to judge." Ivy said. Sonic says, "Tails, Knuckles, get to it." They catapult Sonic into Ivy. Ivy say, "I don't have time for this. I need Tails to prep the collar planks, and Knuckles to get the joist hangers, and Sticks to get more sticks." "Ta-da!" the stage is now complete. 

Knuckles says, "Thanks for keeping Ivy/my girlfriend busy so we could finish." "Anything for a free chili dog." Sonic said. Ivy notices that there is a banana sticking out of the stage, "What's that?" Ivy asks. "Don't mom! That's a load-bearing banana." she pulls the banana out, and the stage collapses. "Who builds with a banana!?" Ivy asks. Knuckles says, "Only a total dumb-dumb." He takes a bite out of a plank, "Bananas give me splinters in my gums." "That's it. I'll build the stage myself. " Ivy said. 

Later, the stage is complete. 

"Ha! And that, my friends, is a stage. Guys?" Ivy said/asks. 

Scene change: Meh burger , day

Tails says to Knuckles, "If you win, I'll wear the trophy upside down on my head like a hat for a year." Knuckles says, "No way! My trophy, my hat." "No, Knuckles, I think he's trying to..." Sonic said as he sighs, "just wear the hat." He said. 

Dave says, "Eat 'em and weep, losers. I'm winning this year's cook-off with my super-secret chili recipe." Sonic takes a bite, "Ketchup, wasabi, and chunks of expired pigeon meat." Ge said. Dave says,  "Lucky guess." 

Ivy walks up and sits with them, "I finished the stage. Praise me." She says. "Thanks, Ivy" Soinc said. Tails says, "Nice job mom." Knuckles says, "Thanks babe."  "Can it be used as a flotation device in the event of a water landing?" Sticks asks. The group stare, "We'll see who's staring when that thing lands in the ocean!" She said. 

Knuckles says, "We don't need a judging stage, I've got the contest in the bag." He places a small wooden box on the table. Tails says, "I thought you said it was in the bag." Knuckles opens the box, revealing a blue drawstring bag, "Yeah, who am the smart one now? That's a rhetorical question, by the way. The answer is, of course, me am. " Knuckles said as he pulls a smaller box out of the bag and opens it, revealing an orange and black striped pepper, "My secret weapon: a one-of-a-kind pepper." He said. They sigh. 

Scene change: Village, day

Mrs. Vandersnout is shown selling peppers. Mrs. Vandersnout says, "One-of-a-kind peppers! Get your one-of-a-kind peppers." 

Sticks clears her throat; Sticks, Ivy, Tails, and Knuckles are holding identical peppers. Sonic is eating a chili dog. Sticks says, "You told us these were one-of-a-kind peppers." Mrs. Vandersnout says,  "I never said they were one-of-a-kind peppers." Delivery ox walks up, carrying a crate, "Here's another crate of those peppers you're selling as "one-of-a-kind". he said as he trips and spills the peppers; they are all the same kind, "Ah, don't even worry about it. I got another 20 crates on the truck." He said. 

Mrs. Vandersnout says, "Well, that was poorly timed. I suppose you want a refund. I'll just get your money. I keep it in a place called-tough luck, losers!" Mrs. Vandersnout quickly hops into her cart and drives away. 

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