Double Doomsday

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Scene: Meh Burger, day.

Sonic and Ivy are waiting in line at the cashier's counter.

Sonic say, "Man, I am starving! Next exit: Munchytown. Population: us." Just as Sonic walks up to the cashier, Dr. Eggman cuts right in front of him immediately. Dr. Eggman says, "Hey, no cutsies! I was here first!" "No way, Egghead! We've been waiting!" Sonic said. Dave the intern said, "Um, I believe the barrel-chested gentleman with the luxuriant mustache was first." Sonic exclaims, "What? Are you serious?!" "Sonic, let's not make a scene." Ivy said. 

Dr. Eggman says, "That's how we do it! Score one for Eggman." He starts dancing as techno music plays. Sonic and Ivy watch, unimpressed. "Just gotta flash the 'stache." He said. 

Scene Change: Meh Burger, day. 

Eggman is eating a burger. There are fries and a drink on his table. Dr. Eggman says/asks, "Mmm, now that's good! How's yours over there? Oh, right. Yours isn't ready yet. Should have been faster, Sonic!" He laughs evilly. Dave carries a tray to Sonic and Ivy's table.

Dave says, "Okay, here we are. Two double Meh Burgers with extra pickles." Sonic says, "I said no pickles." Dr. Eggman was ;aughing. "Oh, this is just the best day ever!" Eggman said. Eggman is eating burger and then interrupted by Dave.

Dave clears his throat and says, "I'm Dave, big fan of yours, sir. I've studied all of your attacks: the Bee Bot gambit, the lair gambit, the gambit gambit." "Ah yes, that one was doubly risky. I like the cut of your jib. How'd you like to be my unpaid intern?" Eggman asked. Dave says,"It'd be an honour to work for you without pay!" "Did I mention I like you jib-cut-wise?" Eggman asked. 

Scene Change: Eggman's Lair, day.

Dave says/asks, "Wow! I'm really here! Where do I start?" Dr. Eggman says, "Even though you're only an intern, there's an important job that I can't trust Orbot and Cubot to do." Eggman bring the mop to Dave. 

Dr. Eggman says, "Mop the bathroom." "Mop the bathroom!? Wow! Back at Meh Burger I'd have to be a manager to do that." Dave asked/said as he runs off. Dr. Eggman says, "You two could learn a thing or two from this kid." 

Dave is throwing out the trash, Orbot and Cubot are spying on Dave. Orbot says, "This new intern worries my circuits. I fear that his enthusiasm for the most menial tasks causes us to appear inferior by comparison." "Yeah, he's making us look bad too. He does more sucking-up than my cousin, Suzanne. And she's a vacuum." Cubot said. Dave is secretly listening to Orbot and Cubot's complaints. 

Scene Change: Eggman's Lair.

Orbot says/asks, "Cubot! Cubot! Cubot, where have you gone?" Orbot goes through a door to a that leads to a dark, empty room. Orbot asks, "Cubot are you there?" Orbot turns on his built-in flashlights. Oil drips on him. "My word..." Orbot said. 

Camera shows a trapdoor, oil dripping on the outside with a rope attached. Orbot pulls on the rope and the trapdoor opens as pieces fall out. Orbot screams. 

Camera shows Cubot in pieces. Orbot screams again.

Scene Change: Eggman's Lair, day.

Dr. Eggman says, "I could build a robot to do this, but there's just something about unpaid labor that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside." Dave comes upon Eggman's old Doomsday Device.

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