Sonic boom Oc insert (season 1)

My Fair Sticksy

3rd Pov

Scene: Village, day.

Meteors are raining down on the village, sending the villagers scrambling in panic. Team Sonic is watching this. Amy says, "Meteors are shooting stars. We shouldn't be running. We should be making wishes! I wish for a pony!" Sonic says, "And I wish you'd take cover." Sonic grabs Amy's arm and runs for cover, followed by Tails, Knuckles, Ivy, and Sticks. 

A meteor hits where they just left. They are soon under the shelter of a building. Amy asks, "How come your wish came true?" Sonic just smirks. Sticks asks, "Should I use my meteor defense system?" "You have a meteor defense system?" Tails asks. Sticks says, "I have defense systems for all sorts of junk." She taps some nearby levers, "Wildfires, floods, people trying to read my thoughts." Sticks says. Sonic says, "Yeah, start with the meteor one." 

Sticks takes aim at an incoming meteor, and pulls a lever. A series of wooden paddles pop up and start swatting the meteors away. 

Sticks says, "The "people trying to read my thoughts" one is exactly the same, but with tinfoil trim." 

Scene Change: Tails' house, day. 

Sticks enters, carrying a letter and says, "Someone left this at my house." Sonic says/asks dryly, "Yeah, the mailman. It's a letter?" Sticks sniffs it and asks/says, "Letter, huh? I don't know. Paper folded over itself? What's it hiding? What's it hiding?" Ivy grabs the letter from Sticks and opens it. She then gasps in surprise 

"Sticks, you've been nominated for an Awardy Award!" Ivy said. Tails says sarcastically, "They really need a better name for that thing." Knuckles says,  "Ooh, lemme see babe!" He grabs the letter from Ivy, puts on some reading glasses, then looks closely, "Oh wait, I can't read." He said.  Sonic Grabs the letter from Knuckles. "Gimme that." He said as he reads, "In honor of saving our village, the Mayor cordially invites you to the Awardies." Huh, conveniently, you can also bring five closest pals." Everyone looks at Sticks with anticipation, including , who is there for some reason. 

Sonic says, "Sorry, Comedy Chimp." Comedy Chimp sighs and leaves. 

Sonic asks, "Now where was I?" He clears his throat and reads "The Awardies will be at the Mayor's Mansion. You'll dine on," Ooo, "elegant food and mingle with elegant guests. After which the Awardy Award will be awarded to the winner." Which could be you!" "I can't make it." Sticks said. Amy asks, "What? Why not?" Sticks says/asks, "Well, you know, I'm slammed this week! See?" She Opens a scheduling book, "Tuesday: Rummage through garbage. Wednesday: Rummage through garbage. Thursday: Get tetanus shot. Friday: Rummage through garbage." I'm booked solid!" Sticks said. 

Amy said, "This is the honor of a lifetime!" Tails says, "Yeah, you might even win a shiny trophy! You love shiny things!" "I do love shiny things! But, no! No! Uh-uh! Nah!" Sticks said. Ivy asks, "Sticks... are you afraid to go?" Sticks asks/says,  "Afraid? No! Of course not! No way. Nuh-uh. Nope! A little." Ivy says, "Sticks, there's nothing to fear." Sticks says, "Look at me. I'm a feral badger! I'll embarrass myself!" "Who cares what people think?" Sonic asks. Knuckles says, "Yeah. Everyone at these parties is a windbag anyway." He turns to Sonic, in a mock noble voice, "What a robust mustache you have, Colonel Grumpkin." Knuckles said to Sonic. Sonic say in a mock noble voice,  "Why, thank you, Madame Stinkbottom." Sonic and Knuckles laugh.

Amy says, "Don't worry. You'll be fine. Ivy and I will teach you to be a lady." Sticks asks, "A lady? That's the thing that holds garbage, right?" "No! A lady is a polite, sophisticated member of society. And you can be that! Lesson one: Don't discuss garbage." Ivy said. "I'm out." Sticks says. Amy says, "Come on! You can do this!" Sticks sighs and says, "Okay, I'll try." "Great! A proper lady requires an escort for the gala." Ivy said. Comedy Chimps reappears at the doorway, only for everyone to stare at him.