"And where the fuck have you been, Mate?" Phil crossed his arms as he stared at Wilbur.
Quackity was trying to be nice and had walked Wilbur to the door. His only intention was to drop him off, maybe leave him with a kiss and a little note with his number on it, but as soon as they were on the doorstep, Will's dad opened the door.
"I was out, Dad," Wilbur rolled his eyes. "I'm nineteen, I'm legally allowed to go out and have fun and whatever."
"You still live under my roof," Phil sighed. "My rules apply to you as much as Tommy and Techno."
"You wouldn't care if Techno wasn't home for a night! He's your fuckin favourite!" Wilbur started getting upset. Neither man noticed Quackity hiding behind Wilbur and going into a minor panic attack due to the yelling.
"That is not true, Wilbur," Phil started raising his voice. "You know that isn't true. I love my sons all the same."
"Oh yeah? What's Techno's favourite school subject?" Wilbur crossed his arms.
"English," Phil smirked. "Easy."
"What's mine?" Wilbur smirked back.
"Uh.. Like- maths or something-" Phil started to realize Wilbur's point.
"It's music," Wilbur rolled his eyes. "What's my sexuality? I came out to you five years ago."
"Uhm- you're gay," Phil guessed since he saw Quackity still standing there. Kinda. Idk mans is small but trying to hide behind a narrow man. He's only sort of there lmao.
"Bisexual," Wilbur crossed his arms. "What's Tommy's?"
"He's straight," Phil scoffed. "He never shuts up about women."
"Point proven, Dad," Wilbur sighed. 'You don't really care where I was. I'm just not Tommy. And I'm definitely not Techno."
"I didn't say that," Phil was about to start back peddaling when Wilbur grabbed Quackity and shoved past him and into the house.
The two boys went to Wilbur's shared room, where Wilbur set Quackity on the bed and went on a rant.
"I'm sorry you had to hear that, Big Q," Wilbur started pacing. "It's just- it's not the first time he's done this to me. And don't get me wrong, he's not a bad dad. I love him to death. He's done everything for me just the same as he's done for Techno and Tommy, but he definitely favours Techno over both me and Tommy. And Tommy over me."
Quackity just nodded, still having the minor panic attack even though the yelling didn't actually end up that bad.
"Are you okay?" Wilbur eyed him.
Quackity shook his head this time and Wilbur just picked him up, readjusted, and laid them both down. 'It's okay, Quackity. What can I do to help you?"
Quackity just squeezed him tightly, soWilbur rubbed the man's back and hummed softly.
Then some unknown horny ass demon possessed Quackity's still slightly panicking ass and the shorter man bit Wilbur's neck fairly hard. Wilbur whined and his first reaction was to pull Quackity's hair. Q moaned and just started grinding on him.
"What happened to not being okay?" Wilbur grinded back, trying not to start panting already.
"I got horny," Quackity rolled so he was on top of Wilbur and started making out with him. He pulled away for only a moment to say, "Plus we never found out if I fit inside you."
Wilbur blushed deeply and didn't let Quackity kiss him again before he started talking. "I- I don't have lube, Quackity. I ran out I think-"
"I'll pretend to be a magician, one sec," he say up, still grinding against Wilbur, and reached into an inside pocket of his riding jacket.
