Lmao this never posted. It was supposed to be out a month ago 💀💀💀 only noticing now because I had another chapter to post. Now I'm gatekeeping it and you can have this :)
~A.King
(Also tehe no sex in this one. It just didn't fit in- but when I stop gatekeeping there will be sex!)
"You know what, Wilbur," Quackity finished his cookies. "Can I tell you something?"
"Of course, darling," Wilbur took his hand. "Anything."
Quackity took a deep breath. "My heart's fallin fast for you. Your eyes are brighter than any moon. I'm in a trance, lost in a dance with the stars and pure light piercing my dark heart... Babe.... I've fallen in zero gravity. Caught in slow motion; every second's like eternity. Babe, I've fallen. Paralyzed and loss for words. Your lips pull me closer; caught between heaven and earth."
Wilbur sat with wide eyes. Quackity had many talents, but this wasn't one Wilbur could predict.
"Was that a genuine love confession?" Wilbur smiled brightly.
"Maybe~" Quackity smiled back and squeezed his hand lightly.
"It all rhymed! It sounded like a song!" Wilbur shook slightly in his seat.
"Well- yeah! It's definitely not borrowed lyrics!" Quackity giggled. "Absolutely not Dark Heart by Jeremy Shada..."
Wilbur chuckled. "Oh I see. Well I'm glad you put in the effort of learning it for me."
Quackity beamed, but Wilbur glanced over Q's shoulder just in time to see that other person approaching.
"Quackity!" Karl pulled Q out of his seat and gave him a hug. 'I've been looking everywhere for you! Where have you been?!"
The ravenette pushed away from the hug and was clearly uncomfortable.
"Hi, Karl," he stepped back. "I've been moving on from you and am now with my new boyfriend."
"Moving on? We never broke up!" Karl barely looked hurt. It was another act.
"We broke up when I put the ring of your broken promise on your nightstand the night you fucked another man with me right there," Quackity narrowed his eyes.
"That's fair," Karl nodded. "I'm sorry."
Quackity rolled his eyes and sat back down. "Well, I guess while you're here... This is William. My boyfriend."
"Hi, William," Karl offered his hand. "I'm Karl, and that man over there is my boyfriend, Nick Armstrong."
Quackity perked up and looked to where Karl was pointing. "The one with the reddish hair?"
"Yeah," Karl smiled and Wilbur shook his hand.
Nick rushed over with the contact. "Don't touch my boyfriend, pervert."
"It was a handshake, cunt," Wilbur stood, easily towering over the man. His calmness as Nick shook with anger made Wilbur 100 times more intimidating.
"Well he didn't want it," Nick glared.
"He offered his hand," Wilbur took out a cigarette and lit it.
"Whatever," Nick stepped back.
Wilbur smirked and sat back down, only to realize Karl invited himself to sit next to Quackity, and invited Nick to sit beside Wilbur.
"So, Q, What have you been up to?" Karl asked.
"Uh- Will has been teaching me music," Quackity shrugged. "How about you."
"The usual," Karl smiled. "You know, all the stuff I do all the time."
"The shit that made you forget you were supposed to love me, yeah, I'm familiar with it," Quackity scoffed.
"Didn't know having sex makes a man fall out of love," Nick smirked. "Are you that ugly underneath all that clothing?"
"Well he's more beautiful than you, that's why while Karl was out picking you up he was busy getting railed on Karl's pillows."
"Can we stop talking about our past sex lives?" Karl asked quietly.
"I just think it's interesting that Quackity was cheating on you!" Nick pointed out.
"Hey! Karl was cheating too!" Wilbur pushed Nick out of the seat.
"Nick!" Karl ran to his side and checked on him.
"Pussy," Wilbur scoffed.
"That's Sapnap," Quackity said quietly to Wilbur.
"Then he's game," Wilbur smiled insanely.
*cue this really epic battle with Sapnap and Karl against Quackity and Wilbur, Quackity can fly, Wilbur can blow shit up, Sapnap is essentially a fire bender, and Karl can travel through portals. Quackity and Sapnap win and the city is in shock as Wilbur and Quackity head home*
Quackity suffered more severe injuries than Wilbur because of his lack of experience and never actually watching Karl or Nick fight before. His hands and arms were all scraped up and he had first degree burns on his face. Wilbur brought him straight to Techno to get patched up. He trusted no one else to touch his darling boy.
Techno wrapped his arms and put medicine on his burns. "That should do it. Change out the bandages regularly. And don't pick fights with your ex and his new boyfriend."
"Yeah, his new boyfriend is an arsehole," Wilbur rolled his eyes.
"Yeah yeah," Quackity laughed. 'In my defense, Wilbur started that fight."
"I'm a villain," he shrugged. "I needed entertainment."
Quackity just laughed and they went to cuddle in Wilbur's bed. They laid in silence for hours, Wilbur just laying on Quackity's chest, writing out the lyrics of his songs with his finger.
"Darling?" he whispered against the soft fabric of Quackity's shirt.
He hummed, urging Wilbur to go on as he ran his fingers through his wavy golden brown locks.
"Are you happy?" he asked quietly. "Do I make you happy?"
Q paused and looked at him, feeling his heart ache at how vulnerable he appeared. He's never seen this side of Wilbur. He's always been so confident, yet now his tone displays the uncertainty in his mind.
He cupped Wilbur's face gently in his hands. "You make me forget it's possible to be sad, mi amor. Before I met you, I had been trying to find what real happiness was. But, my god, was I in a real surprise the moment you came into my life. You showed me a reality I wasn't aware of. A reality that seemed too good to be true. A reality in which I get to love you with all my heart." he gently pressed his lips to Wilbur's forehead before murmuring, "You are my happiness, sweetheart."
Wilbur cried, but he wasn't sad. Quackity just held him and let him express his emotions until he fell asleep. Then Q held him as he slept.
Techno grew to dislike Quackity, Phil grew a hatred towards his own son. Tommy grew distant. Everyone seemed to be turning on them, but in the end they had each other. They moved away from the city to a little farm house in Montana. They owned horses and cattle and five dogs. They never had children, but they were happy nonetheless. They never stopped being happy with each other even when it was and is them against the world.
