LMK x Male reader

noodles or death

Sorry for update delay, the wifi decided to be wonky.

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(M/n) yawn following Pigsy and tang around the market, Pigsy grab a carrot and exam it carefully and Tang stare at him unamuse. Tang hold (M/n) hand and sighs.

"Ho ho! Now this is a beautiful carrot! Couple more finds like this baby and we're golden!"

Tang  groans and grab the carrot and look at it very closely "Looks the same as the last 20,000 carrots we've looked at!"
(M/n) close his eyes and lean on Tang shoulder " Tangy... im dying.."

" don't be dramatic." Tang patted his head and sighs.
"Give me that! I wouldn't expect you to appreciate a fine carrot like this. You ain't no culinary genius" Pigsy snatch the carrot away and pointed at himself laughing " like me!"

(M/n) sighs and grumble. " dad... please hurry up, so i can catch some Zzz before my shift start " 

" geez... you are really worn out lately. We should go see a doctor " Tang suggested.

" stop calling me dad (M/n)! For the last time. I. Am. Not. Your. Dad!" Pigsy pinch the bridge of his snout(?)
"My, my, my! You boys are making quite a scene. " a lady appeared from the darkness of a shady looking stall, (M/n) raise a brow at this, the lady flip her hair and lean to the counter looking at them. 

"Looking to buy some ingredients? Something tasty?" She added a bit of sultry in her voice before resting her chin to her palm. "You’ve come to the right place." She winked and blew  a kiss to them.

(M/n) dodge the green shape heart that appear out of nowhere and he groans, Tang is unaffected by this and unintereted.

"Uh.. oh" His eyes widen realizing she is trying to flirt to them but dismiss it. " Come on, Pigsy, let’s just keep going. Huh!?" Tang try to walk away and gesture them out when he and (M/n) look at Pigsy but his not next to him.

"Y-you are selling beautiful ve-ge-ta-bles today?" Pigsy nervously laughs and look at her.

(M/n) jaw drop and look at Tang, Tang look back at him and look as shock as him, they look at Pigsy confuse.
Tang look down at the stall and sees its dirty and barely even have products that are actually sellable. (M/n) looks at the weird voodoo stuff around the shop. 

" are you blind?" They both ask Pigsy looking at him.
She gesture Pigsy inside disappearing in the dark in a very obvious shady area.

" is she... flirting?"(M/n) ask confuse.
"Ooh!" Pigsy almost rush inside but Tang grab his arm and (M/n) grab his legs.

" Pigsy this is a very... very! Shady place. I mean look around you? Who sells voodoo and  vegetables at the same time?!"
"Pigsy, I’m not sure, uh—" Tang was cut off when Pigsy lean to them stress out.

"Don’t wreck this for me! I need this!"

(M/n) and Tang shared a unamuse look and they both sighs,  Pigsy walk inside and (M/n) followed them.

"A little closer, a little closer~" The woman speak 
Tang look around anxiously, (M/n) is holding on the bracelet and Pigsy, he is just smiling and seems excited. They step on something and it opened up, (M/n) about to use the weapon when a web warp itself on his wrist.

They all screamed while the lady laughs evilly, the hole close up showing a spider drawing.

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At the sea crate base, the monkey mech theme is playing.
Mei is playing the monkey mech while lying upside down, next to her is Sandy, she seems bored out of her mind.