(Y/N): Ahh!
Foldy: That's a baby with a gun.
Stapy: BABY.
Stapy: WITH A GUN.
Liy: I'm calling the police.
Liy: They hung up.
Sunny: ...
Sunny: It's a baby with a gun.
Marker: Comfort eating.
Liy: That's just sugar-
Potato: Aww, it's a baby with a gun...
Maple: BABY WITH A GUN!
Sunny: Who sent you?
Sunny: Was it Puffball?
Sunny: I'll buy her a new plushie...
Liy: Does my life insurance cover babies with guns?
Liy: Oh really?
Liy: ...
Liy: GET OUT-
Foldy: How about we trade?
Foldy: I'll give you this, and you give me that.
Stapy: Now isn't that better-
(Y/N): *has another gun*
Stapy: Oh.
Foldy: I'm really stupid.
Maple: *pulls out gun*
Maple: NOT NICE IS IT, HUH?
Maple: I'M A GIRL(maybe) WITH A GUN!
Maple: WHAT ARE YOU?
Maple: YOU'RE JUST A BABY WITH A GUN.
Maple: YOU ARE NOTHING-
Potato: *slaps maple*
Marker: I'm sorry, that was mean.
Marker: You don't deserve that...
Marker: You're young, you're-
Marker: Just take this. *gives (y/n) a gun*
Sunny: Ah, now it's a baby with two guns...
Potato: Where's the baby?
Stapy: THERE'S THE BABY.
Foldy: WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE?
Liy: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Maple: I'M HIDING IM THE FRIDGE NOW-
Liy: You know what, I want them to shoot me.
Liy: So when Cary's like "Oh hey Liy, how did you die?"
Liy: I'd be like "I don't know Cary, maybe I was shot by a BABY WITH A GUN!"
(Y/N): *giggles*
Liy: DON'T LAUGH AT ME!
Foldy: You're sick...
Stapy: YOU'RE A SICK BABY WITH A GUN!
Maple: *breakdancing*
Maple: YEAH, NOT EASY IS IT?
Maple: Not easy to hit a moving target!
(Y/N): :)
Maple: *gets shot*
Maple: You have to leave.
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Future Free Food!
FanfictionWelcome to the life of the Future Free Food Friends! The seven of them will stick together until the end! Well, those seven would say that back in the day... And now only five of them are still here today. When they were all kids, they would run and...