(Potato has added Marker, Sunny, Foldy, Stapy, Liy, and Maple to the chat)
(everyone is online)
Stapy: oh my god why does SHE have to be here
Liy: Yeah, I know...
Stapy: NO NOT YOU YOU CHANGED
Stapy: THE OTHER RED ONE
Maple: ok wow fuck you staply
Marker: shut up m*ple
Sunny: yeah like,,, you can't just threaten that you'd kys,,,
Liy: AND THEN TRY AND GASLIGHT HER
Foldy: Yeah your name's gonna be a trigger tag now
Maple: WTF??????
Sunny: also liy how tf are you texting us from the afterlife???
Liy: Heaven has good wi-fi.
Stapy: no shit, it's heaven
Marker: tw: m*ple
Sunny: TW: M*PLE-
Foldy: Imagine if we changed her name to that
Potato: oh my god guys-
Maple: ok wow
Maple: i js saw these notifs bc hell's wi-fi is shit
Liy: I'd know, I was down there once.
Marker: wait you were?
Liy: I almost killed someone, so uhh... yeah?
Foldy: And that someone just so happened to be me :)
Sunny: congrats liy, you started this friend group's collapse into trauma
Liy: At least none of us fell down any stairs!
Foldy: HELP-
Marker: i omor????
Potato: i omor
Sunny: we're gonna make the joke aren't we-
Stapy: OK SO SUNNY'S SUNNY, MARKER'S HERO, WHO'S MARI, WHO'S KEL, WHO'S BASIL, WHO'S AUBREY
Foldy: Sunny is basically the Kel of our friend group now that I think about it
Marker: thought that was me
Foldy: Actually her and Marker-
Maple: WHAT ABOUT ME
Marker: m*ple you can be aubrey's dad
Marker: so you never show up bc FUCK YOU.
Maple: STOP CENSORING MY NAME
Liy: Then you should've stopped being an emotionally abusive bitch.
Stapy: as much as i kinda hate you, you slayed liy
Sunny: OH LIY CAN BE MARI
Foldy: I'll be o!sunny then
Potato: so... is stapy basil?
Stapy: nah i'll be kel, i ain't being hero bc i wouldn't date liy
Foldy: Didn't the game imply that Sunny had a crush on Aubrey
Stapy: i'll be aubrey- LMAO I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
Marker: more proof they're perfect for each other, they share a wavelength
Sunny: yes
Potato: yes
Liy: Welp, I'm gonna go fall down some stairs.
Potato: HELP-
Maple: WHY DO YOU ALL LOVE TO IGNORE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunny: BECAUSE WE DON'T LIKE YOU.
Maple: ok wow sunny thought youd care
Liy: Maple's guilt-tripping, just like that fucking BITCH Colleen.
Marker: TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN-
Maple: MARKER FUCK YOU
Sunny: MAPLE I WILL PERSONALLY GO INTO HELL AND FISTFIGHT YOU.
Maple: try me bitch :)
Sunny: ILL GET A CHAINSAW.
Potato: oh my- SUNNY NO-
Marker: SUNNY YES, KILL THE BITCH
Stapy: maple gets to die twice!
Liy: Use a pair of scissors.
Foldy: Liy you did that and failed to kill me, so maybe don't-
Sunny: MAPLE I'M HERE IN HELL WHERE ARE YOU
Maple: shut up you blue gumball son of a bitch
Marker: ight i'm going with her
Stapy: "you have done nothing but destroy my life, i hope you both die." /ref
Liy: THE SNAPCUBE SONIC DUB?
Stapy: yes
Potato: i'm js gonna sit here as my bestie and my bf kill my abuser and talk about the sonic snapcube dub-
Foldy: With a ghost who almost killed one of your friends, before she said "no u"
Liy: THAT WAS BASICALLY WHAT HAPPENED THOUGH.
Potato: HELP-
Stapy: we've gotten past all the trauma, now we joke about it
Liy: Yeah.
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