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one-off gc thing bc fuck it

(Potato has added Marker, Sunny, Foldy, Stapy, Liy, and Maple to the chat)

(everyone is online)

Stapy: oh my god why does SHE have to be here

Liy: Yeah, I know...

Stapy: NO NOT YOU YOU CHANGED

Stapy: THE OTHER RED ONE

Maple: ok wow fuck you staply

Marker: shut up m*ple

Sunny: yeah like,,, you can't just threaten that you'd kys,,,

Liy: AND THEN TRY AND GASLIGHT HER

Foldy: Yeah your name's gonna be a trigger tag now

Maple: WTF??????

Sunny: also liy how tf are you texting us from the afterlife???

Liy: Heaven has good wi-fi.

Stapy: no shit, it's heaven

Marker: tw: m*ple

Sunny: TW: M*PLE-

Foldy: Imagine if we changed her name to that

Potato: oh my god guys-

Maple: ok wow

Maple: i js saw these notifs bc hell's wi-fi is shit

Liy: I'd know, I was down there once.

Marker: wait you were?

Liy: I almost killed someone, so uhh... yeah?

Foldy: And that someone just so happened to be me :)

Sunny: congrats liy, you started this friend group's collapse into trauma

Liy: At least none of us fell down any stairs!

Foldy: HELP-

Marker: i omor????

Potato: i omor

Sunny: we're gonna make the joke aren't we-

Stapy: OK SO SUNNY'S SUNNY, MARKER'S HERO, WHO'S MARI, WHO'S KEL, WHO'S BASIL, WHO'S AUBREY

Foldy: Sunny is basically the Kel of our friend group now that I think about it

Marker: thought that was me

Foldy: Actually her and Marker-

Maple: WHAT ABOUT ME

Marker: m*ple you can be aubrey's dad

Marker: so you never show up bc FUCK YOU.

Maple: STOP CENSORING MY NAME

Liy: Then you should've stopped being an emotionally abusive bitch.

Stapy: as much as i kinda hate you, you slayed liy

Sunny: OH LIY CAN BE MARI

Foldy: I'll be o!sunny then

Potato: so... is stapy basil?

Stapy: nah i'll be kel, i ain't being hero bc i wouldn't date liy

Foldy: Didn't the game imply that Sunny had a crush on Aubrey

Stapy: i'll be aubrey- LMAO I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

Marker: more proof they're perfect for each other, they share a wavelength

Sunny: yes

Potato: yes

Liy: Welp, I'm gonna go fall down some stairs.

Potato: HELP-

Maple: WHY DO YOU ALL LOVE TO IGNORE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunny: BECAUSE WE DON'T LIKE YOU.

Maple: ok wow sunny thought youd care

Liy: Maple's guilt-tripping, just like that fucking BITCH Colleen.

Marker: TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN-

Maple: MARKER FUCK YOU

Sunny: MAPLE I WILL PERSONALLY GO INTO HELL AND FISTFIGHT YOU.

Maple: try me bitch :)

Sunny: ILL GET A CHAINSAW.

Potato: oh my- SUNNY NO-

Marker: SUNNY YES, KILL THE BITCH

Stapy: maple gets to die twice!

Liy: Use a pair of scissors.

Foldy: Liy you did that and failed to kill me, so maybe don't-

Sunny: MAPLE I'M HERE IN HELL WHERE ARE YOU

Maple: shut up you blue gumball son of a bitch

Marker: ight i'm going with her

Stapy: "you have done nothing but destroy my life, i hope you both die." /ref

Liy: THE SNAPCUBE SONIC DUB?

Stapy: yes

Potato: i'm js gonna sit here as my bestie and my bf kill my abuser and talk about the sonic snapcube dub-

Foldy: With a ghost who almost killed one of your friends, before she said "no u"

Liy: THAT WAS BASICALLY WHAT HAPPENED THOUGH.

Potato: HELP-

Stapy: we've gotten past all the trauma, now we joke about it

Liy: Yeah.