Potato: Welcome to physics!
Sunny: *accidentally starts a fire* AHHHHHHHH-
Maple: HOLY MOTHER-
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Marker: *falls through ceiling*
Stapy: Hey Marker.
Marker: Hey Stapy!
Stapy: That hurt-
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Liy: I CAUGHT YOU HANGING OUT WIH STAPY YESTERDAY.
Foldy: L-Liy, it's not what you think!
Liy: I WON'T HESISTATE, BITCH.
*liy stabs foldy*
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Sunny: When there's too much drama at school, all you gotta do, is walk AWAY- *makes a headspace cutely*
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(overtaken by overdue obsessions)
Liy: I brought you frankinsense.
Marker: Thank you.
Potato: And I brought you mur.
Stapy: Hmm?
Potato: MURDER. *stabs maple*
Foldy: TATO, NO-
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Marker: Let me see what you have!
Liy: A PAIR OF SCISSORS!
Marker: NO!
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Gelatin: Hey, your mom so-
Firey Jr: I have two dads.
Gelatin: :•
Teardrop: *facepalms while laughing*
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Highlighter: Ba da dum, ba da, ba da-
Ice Cube: Bring the beat in!
Bracelety, holding a beet on a plate: ANYTHING FOR YOU ICY-
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Painted Bow: *opening a christmas gift*
Painted Bow: It's an avocado!
Painted Bow: Thanks...
*sunny laughing*
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Grassy: Grassy wants to fucking die!
(i may have imagined him saying that and i may have almost burst out into laughter bc of it)
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Foldy: Release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind.
Sunny: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
*silence in the mediation session*
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Penny: I've done dumb stuff.
Sketchbook: I watched the dumb stuff.
Booklet: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Highlighter: I tried to STOP THE DUMB STUFF-
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Spirit!Liy: *first appeared*
Booklet: AHHHHHH- *runs out room*
Booklet: AHHHHHH! *attacks her with a chair*
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Potato: *blinking in morse code*
Maple: Why are you blinking so much?
Potato: I've got something in my eye...
Maple: Here, let me get it out. *grabs fork*
Potato: No thank you, I don't wanna die-
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Skittle: *sighs* I have no friends.
Teardrop, signing: BITCH WHAT AM I, A ROACH?!
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How could this happen to me?
Marker: I loved you, but when I needed you most, you betrayed me.
Marker: *eating pizza*
Stapy: CAREFUL IT'S HOT!
Marker: AHH-
MADE MY MISTAKE-
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Potato: Girls' night!
Liy: Manicures!
Sunny: Talking about boys... (or girls if you're Maple)
Maple: PILLOW FIGHT! *launches pillow at Foldy*
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Grassy: *throws a frisbee completely wrong*
Gelatin: Ah what the-
Skittle: WHAT THE FUCK GRASSY?
Firey Jr: *laughing a bit*
Skittle: WHAT THE FUCK-
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(THTS kids are sleeping over)
Sketchbook, playing with an Ouija board: What's your name?
Spirit!Liy: *moves it to "yes" to mess with them*
Highlighter: What the-
Penny: *having a whole crisis*
Painted Bow: AHHHHH-
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*halloween*
Gelatin: Alright, so how are we gonna scare kids into giving us their candy?
Skittle: *takes off his eyepatch* By showing them this.
Teardrop: *grabs knife*
Firey Jr: *revs chainsaw* This is how my dad would do it.
Skittle: Which one?
Firey Jr: The purple one, not the bee-looking one.
*footsteps running up*
Firey Jr: Oh shit-
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he may have been abandoned in a dumpster by his bio dad but he got two adoptive dads - that are kinda evil
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Future Free Food!
FanfictionWelcome to the life of the Future Free Food Friends! The seven of them will stick together until the end! Well, those seven would say that back in the day... And now only five of them are still here today. When they were all kids, they would run and...
