The O'Donnor Affairs

Chapter 3. But I'm a porn star

My name is Traysten. I go to school at O'donnor high. Everyone thinks im a normal person, but i have a deep secret. I'm a furry porn actor. What started off as a simple hobby has turned to a nightmare. When i go to work at 9 flags, a bunch of furry cosplayers come up to me and start doing some mating ritual. I mean yes i do earn money, but the fact they're publicly humping me makes me upset. I'm not a fan of dry humping. If they're gonna hump me, at least don't do it with clothes on. Anyways, other than my job I'm your average joe from impratical jokers. Ew, its mykol. Looks like he got a new makeover. His white hair glistened as he stumbled his way to girls pe. He was known as the school pervert, but since he gaslighted the faculty into thinking he was blind and covered up his eyes, they let it slide. Totes gross, sksksksks. I grab my hydroflask and hit mykol on the head. "Sksks and i oop, and i oop! Uh what are you doing?!?!" I say tossing my hair with 20 scrunchies on every strand. "I...er...BAKA TRAYSTEN! Why don't you shut up." He says doing the cosplayer gestures. "Sksksk, i was talking about the fact you have a crusty plastic water bottle you baka. That's so not saving the turtles. You need to sksksk and i oop, buy a hydroflask" Mykol bites his lips. "DONT YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY WIFE LIKE THAT!" "Your..what?" I peered at his bottle. A wig and lipstick stains and sharpie colored eyes faced me. "No one wants to talk to me because im a total pervert and im not as cool as Abby. See i made fun of abby and hit her with the headphones from the language lab. That made me so uncool because later on i started spazzing out and Mr. Jacobs told me to settle down. So i dated a waterbottle because i have more commitment to a dirty waterbottle than my school assignments." The poor dude. "Hey, i get it. You and me, we're just two guys cut from the same cloth. I used to randomly caress Abby's arm or hand, but then all of a sudden I got turned to a dwarf and now i have to spend my entire life with 6 other guys but the thing is all the guys there are homophobic red necks who thinks luke bryan is the best singer and trump is their savior. They also don't believe in showers and hate everyone that isn't a dude like them or a sexy girl with huge bazangas." Mykol's face turned into a frown. "Wow... I didn't know that." Everyone who isn't Abby is so sad but only if we mistreated her before she got all high and mighty. Abby is so cool from the start, im so sad i bullied her. "I wish i never bullied Abby or called her a dumbass or a stupid...ninja." Mykol cries. His cries are awfully similar to the cries of a hybrid wolf and sheep cry. "Don't worry Mykol chan." We'll get back at her. We're gonna get more popular...do you know how?" Mykol shakes his head no.
"We start an onlyfans."

End of Chapter 3

~gomenasai guys!! This chapter took awhile to release because i died and came back to life because my twice removed cousin summoned me back to life with the hasbro Ouija board. Next chapter will be out soon and unlike Mykols and Treystens ideas of revenge on the wonderful Abby, it wont be stupid and the most piece of shit idea ever and it wont just be a stupid plot device to make them seem dumber because the real life mykol did throw headphones at me and treysten did caressed my hand. Anyways until next time!