The O'Donnor Affairs

Chapter 2. The Damaged

                               •Elaina's Life•

10 years.
10 year streak.
Ruined.
My 10 year streak of mewing has ended because of a white cracker. What's her name? Jayleigh?
Bayleigh? "HAYLEE. YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE (in an arnold s. voice)" Mykol growled. Ew, they should just separate the normal and the weirdos. Hi, my name is Elaina.
I'm 12 years old and I'm a cat. Well...sorta. I can only do this. (Shows her claws/nails grow two inches) I love using Tiktak and I am a full fledged furry. Like dogs, squirrels catch my attention.
See, this couple of squirrels (cole and angie) were in a spicy relationship and when my friend yelled out "LOOK! COLE AND ANGIE MAKING OUT" my ears went up I licked my lips and did the cartoon run over. Unfortunately they weren't there. Anyways after that whole fiasco in English 2, I put my playlist on. Oh my dog, TAYLOR SWIFT IS PLAYING. Yes, Elaina Bazinga is IN LOVE with THE Taylor swift. What people don't know is that i had to fight all her 7 evil exes in order to date her! And i defeated them and right now, tch... we're (shows ring finger) WE'RE FIANCES. KAWAIIIII DESUUU!!! HAI HAIIII!!!! SUKI DESU TAYLOR-CHAN!!!
:33333333. She calls me sonichan! And i call her my waifu. Yes, I did have a body pillow of her before we dated :3, but she had 5 of me too!
Before we dated i dated this emo furry Digo. He was so not pog i had to cancel him on twitter.
AND I OOP! Rofl, i meant X OMG!
THERE'S ABBY!!!! She is so cool. She is so pretty and smarter than me and she's super duper kind and funny. I wish i could be her./s I wish i dated Abby chan! She is so kawaii! Her asian features are so pretty and shes so popular! OMG SHES WALKING TOWARDS ME! WHAT AM I GONNA DO.????? Xd "hey cool belt." OMGGG?!?
"nice jeans" I REPLY BACK. SHES SO COOL!!!!!!
"Hey, give me your number we can head to melrose" I pull out a notepad, i instead have her write it down for me. She struts away. She is so cool. She is basically loved by everyone. I wish i was abby and if i was a dude i would date abby. I love abby...a bit...too much...
i need her.
I would do anything for her.
And I mean..
Anything...
SAYONARAAA

End of chapter 2