this will probably suck, bc I think we've all established that I SUCK at writing
I needed to write smth tho soo here
(this is kinda a furry-like oneshot? idk man, they just become somewhat animals, and ik there will be some antifurs out there who will harass me abt it)
enjoyy
Warnings:
GiyuShino, Cringe, Simp Tengen
*With Tapioca-san*
Giyu wakes up yawning.
'Don't I have a Hashira Meeting today?'
He thinks.
He emo-ly gets out of bed and starts to comb his hair.
He stares in surprise at his reflection.
'Why do I have CAT EARS.'
He thinks.
He suddenly sees a tail flick.
HIS tail flick.
Giyu stands there,
Flabbergasted.
'I just know that Tengen is gonna harass me about this...'
He thinks with a sigh.
He puts on his uniform and heads out to the Ubuyashiki mansion.
*At the Hashira Meeting*
"OMG YALL TURNED INTO ANIMALS TOO???"
Tengay shouts.
Shinobu sighs,
Making no effort to hide her irritation.
"Yes, yes, we get it, Uzui-san, we look ridiculous."
Mitsuri looks around.
"Hey, has anyone seen Tomioka-san?"
The pinkette asks.
Just then,
Giyu arrives.
Shinobu, Mitsuri, and Tengay start blushing.
"KYAAA TOMIOKA-SAN YOU LOOK SO CUTEE!"
Mitsuri squeals.
Obanai shoots Giyu a death glare.
"Thank you...Kanroji-san."
Giyu says quietly.
"Dang, you look fine Giyu."
Tengen says.
Everyone stares at Tengen.
"You have 3 wives."
Sanemi says.
"Wouldn't mind a fourth."
Tengay says.
Giyu stares at the flashy moron,
Too dense to understand Tengen's rizz.
"Thanks?"
Giyu says confusedly,
His tail waving slowly.
(Ok, so here's the stats: Shinobu, Giyu, Mitsuri, Obanai, and Mui are all cats. Gyomei, Tengen, Rengoku, and Sanemi are all dogs.)
"CAW, CAW! HASHIRA MEETING CANCELED DUE TO LAST MINUTE PLANS!"
A crow shouts from the air.
Tengen rolls his eyes.
YOU ARE READING
Random Fandom Oneshots!
RandomThis is my first story, so um yeah. I just write about some fandoms that I'm in ig. Warning: Slow Updates, Ships, Occasional Swearing, and Cringe.
