A/N - Italic are thoughts
Doug's POV
As Jimmy and I follow the headmaster and discuss our first day in Bullworth, I tell Dr. Crabblesnitch that it was fine and he was pleased. As we're outside the front school, Dr. Crabblesnitch looks at Jimmy and asks about it.
Jimmy: It's not difficult, but I tried.
Dr. Crabblesnitch: You seem to be making yourself quite comfortable here, my boy.
Jimmy: I'm just trying to fit in.
Dr. Crabblesnitch: By fighting? By making a nuisance of yourself? That is not the Bullworth way, boy.
Jimmy: Yeah, you could've fooled me.
Dr. Crabblesnitch: What?
Jimmy: I said you could have fooled me. This place is full of bullies and maniacs.
Dr. Crabblesnitch: Nonsense. That's just school spirit. High jinks. Why, in my day, we felt nothing of castrating the new boys.
Then I join the conversation.
Doug: Principal Crabblesnitch, bullying is not a school spirit. It's the worst of society. Do you know how many kids took their own lives because of bullying?
Jimmy: Doug's right. This case happens a lot throughout the year.
Dr. Crabblesnitch: That kind of case is nothing to be concerned about, Mr. Hawkins. When I was your age, bullying the new kid was normal.
Doug: Oh cheese, transferring to this school is a big mistake.
Dr. Crabblesnitch: Well, that's too bad because our parents already paid for your education here, and you're already enrolled here. So, learn how to deal with it.
Doug: *sigh* Okay.
Then Dr. Crabblesnitch looked at Jimmy.
Dr. Crabblesnitch: And as for you, I want you to stop this nonsense, Hopkins; I want you to behave yourself. You might learn something.
Jimmy: Fine. Can we go now? Sir.
Dr. Crabblesnitch: On your way.
Dr. Crabblesnitch walks away, and we decide to leave the school. As Jimmy and I were about to leave the school area, a bully came out of the school door.
Bully: Hey! I saw you two sucking up to Crabblesnitch.
Jimmy: What? Shut up!
Doug: No, the principal just wanted to talk to us about our first day in this school, that's all.
Bully: Yeah, right, that's what every new kid would say. Trying to find an excuse to avoid calling themselves a teacher's pet.
Doug: What?!
Jimmy then talks back to the bully.
Jimmy: Shut up, you bitch. Who asked you?
Bully: Screw both of you!
Then I notice something on the bully's hand; it turns out to be the slingshot.
Doug: Jimmy! Be careful! He has a slingshot!
Bully: This is what we do to teachers' pets around here.
The bully proceeded to aim a slingshot at one of us.
Jimmy: You better not!
Then the bully attacks Jimmy with his slingshot.
Jimmy: Ow!
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Doug Goes To Bullworth Academy
FanfictionAfter moving out from Norrisville where everyone in the town despises him, Doug enrolled in the worst school in the country. He had difficulty making friends until Jimmy, Gary & Petey entered the pictures. Will he survive throughout the school year...
