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New Group DM: jjimsolidarity_, peskybirdg,
inthelittlewood, and 5+ others

jjimsolidarity_ has changed 5+ nicknames

jimmy
you guys gotta help us

scott :D
whats wrong jimmy?

big man martyn
SIMP^

scott :D
stfu martyn

the g man
guys we do have a problem here

its a big problem

pearl
did you let the cats play together again? did norman get mauled by pearl?

big man martyn
i forget you guys have a cat named pearl too

bigbopper
whats the problem?

jimmy
WE WENT OVER TO JOELS TO INTERROGATE HIM AND HES GONE

furry
and thats a big problem because?

hold on

why am i furry?

furry has changed 1 nickname

rendog
thats better

the g man
its a problem because its saturday morning at 10am

where else would he be? hes usually making food or smt rn AT HOME

bigbopper
arent you guys overreacting? he could just be outside

big man martyn
yeah just because he isnt picking up his phone doesnt mean he needs a search party looking for him

jimmy
no its not that

we think hes avoiding us

scott :D
okay? you guys sound like crazy exes

pearl
yeah isnt this a bit... weird? he has a life guys

the g man
OKAY BUT HIS INSTAGRAM POST

jimmy
FR LIKE WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS POSTING THAT AND JUST NOT BEING HOME OR ANSWERING US

tiny beanie idiot
hey guys

EXCUSE ME WHAT IS THIS NICKNAME JIMMY

jimmy has changed 1 nickname

jimmy
JOEL WHERE ARE YOU

neck kisser
why would i tell you?

eXCUSE ME THIS IS WORSE

lizzie :>
what are yall yapping about now?

scott :D
notice how Cleo's not even awake yet? jimmy ily but this is dumb

big man martyn
ooh he used the ily

the g man
WE WANNA KNOW BC WERE AT UR HOUSE RN

neck kisser
i

im outside

the g man
WE CAN SEE THAT JOEL

ITS NOT VERY HELPFUL

neck kisser
im at the uh

the supermarket

bigbopper
did you just 'uh' over text?

pearl
he did

jimmy
your fridge is full?? also your mom said you werent home and you were 'staying at jimmy's house' shes worried joel

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