as i was walking outside, after just 4 seconds of walking, i saw an explosion, and then a large skibidi toilet emerged, singing in its deep, low pitch. it proceeded to begin gliding towards me, and as it prepared to bite, i held out my machete and sliced as its head was nearing me, leaving a cut in the toilet's cheek. it proceeded to retalliate, biting my side and drawing some blood. but i proceeded to make a loud "BOOM" noise, making the toilet's head recoil in pain, and i proceeded to use my jetpack to fly up to the back of the toilet, but the toilet quickly realized what i was doing and bit my chest, drawing more blood. i started growing dizzy, but i didn't pass out. then, i heard a giant jetpack and saw him.
titan speakerman.
he launched a single energy blast at the toilet, killing it in an instant. i applauded his performance and he nodded, and took off to the skies, likely to go defeat more toilets. small amounts of blood stilll trickled from my chest and my side, but i knew i needed to keep going. i wrapped some fabric around my wounds, but then saw 3 normal toilets. i grabbed one, slammed it into the floor causing porcelain to fly everywhere, i kicked another into an electric fence, and then i stomped on the last one, easily defeating them all. i proceeded to go on my merry way, but then i found a random nailgun on the floor, and i picked it up and inspected it. it was a nailgun, all right, and it could, like all nailguns, shoot nails. i stuffed it in my pocket and continued walking, where i saw one of our outposts. i walked into the outpost, hoping for some repairs, and i got them. but then i got a message: "go back to base. prepare for the next battle." so i did, i started walking back to base, kind of grateful that i got to. war was getting tiring, and i know that may sound selfish, but war gets kind of tiring after a while! i proceeded to walk back into base, where i saw 3 cameramen waiting for me, one of them tapping their foot. they proceeded to use gestures to tell me i would be accompanied by an army of speakermen, 30 normal speakermen and 5 large speakermen with 2 woffer striders. i nodded, absorbing this information, and used words from different songs to ask "but where will we go?" and they proceeded to use gestures to tell me we would walk to the big city. i then walked to where i was told the speakerman army would be, defeating a couple normal toilets along the way.
once i got to the army, i greeted them with a wave and a large speakerman waved back. i proceeded to join the army, going right at the center of it, and we started walking again, this time to the city and not in the middle of the desert, to find some toilets to destroy.
after walking for 45 minutes, we made it to the city, and we saw mayhem, absolute, utter mayhem. toilets were moving left and right, a couple toilets with jetpacks could be spotted, there was a flying toilet with helicopter blades, all of the while these toilets were fighting speakermen and cameramen.
i charged into battle, ready to absolutely demolish some more toilets. i also saw this odd cameraman with a red lens and a white coat. but i kept charging, ignoring this odd cameraman, and it was time for mayhem, my favorite meal of the day.
