I looked back away from titan speakerwoman and i saw scientists planning to capture the white rabbit, and eventually, they got up, put their paper plan in their pocket, and lured him with vanilla. then a cage fell from the roof and ensnared him and they said "dont worry, we wont hurt you. we'll just study you." and he said "let me out i swear i didnt try and lock one of you in the basemen-... you heard nothing" and then the scientists turned to face him and said "cooperate and we will give you 3 gallons of liquid vanilla for free once we let you out." and he said "okay." and they took him away.
i followed them, and they placed him in a small concrete containment cell. then they said "oh... uh, sir, can we borrow one single piece of fur from your body for studying?" and he said "okay 😭😭😭" and he ripped off a piece of fur and said "owww" and gave it to the scientist cameraman and he said "okay once we're done studying it we will attach it back to you with this giant cube called the "super duper attach fur-back-o-tron" which we had in our basement for 8 years and we repaired" and the white rabbit said "wow a re attacher thingy machine... what else do you keep in the basement? vanilla?!?!" and he started to get really excited and he started trying to break out but a scientist said "no. we keep anti-vanilla spray in the basement."
and the rabbit said "what." and his eyes started to glow and he said "tell me what do you keep there" and the scientist said "we keep *INHALE* anti vanilla spray, machines we think are useless, 400 windmills, 300 generators, 5 broken lightbulbs, a bunch of boxes, 3 fridges, 2 ovens, 5 microwaves, 1 trash compactor and a door to the backrooms in the basement." and the white rabbit said "come here to me" in a sinister tone but the scientist said "nah im good" and the rabbit broke the lock to the cage and said "come here you little crap" and lunged at him but the scientist snapped his fingers and a giant crystal was rolled in and the white rabbit looked at it and ran and said "Im escaping jail bishes" but he tripped on a crate and said "owww" and the crystal sucked him up and it turned purple and turned into the size of a basketball and it was then covered in titanium making it difficult to escape. the rabbit said "let me out" and he tried to break the crystal open but failed.
go to firecoolcomboboy2's brown cameraman x normal tv woman to see this crossover from a different perspective
