Arturo, staring upwards: So, J broke up with me... haha...
Veronika: Why are you looking up?
Arturo: I need to cry, but my foundation was 48 dollars!-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Charles, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.
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David: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.
Eden: Therapy. You need therapy.
David: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NASTY BITCH------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Whit: Alcohol is delicious! ...I mean, MAlicious. Sorry guys, I'm really drunk right now.
Charles: Who gave Whit the beer this time?
David, with a sly smile: Hehehe~-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Arei: Why do humans have different blood groups?
Veronika: So mosquitoes can enjoy different flavors.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hu: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need.
Hu: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Charles: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might.
Whit: I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY AND DICK------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Eden: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed!
David:
David: I'm gonna tell her.
Xander: Don't you dare.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Eden: Know why I called you in here?
Arei: Because I accidentally sent you a boob pic.
Eden: Stops pouring two glasses of wine. Accidentally?-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
David: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Nico: Seize the day, seize the night, what's the last one?
David: Seize the dick.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ace: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Nico: I almost died.
Ace: That... was my favorite memory.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teruko: Christmas lights?
Rose: Check.
Hu: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Rose: Check.
Eden: Santa suits?
Rose: Check.
Xander: Shovel?
Rose: Check.
David: Alibi and bail money?
Rose: Check- wait, WHAT?!-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hu: Stands in trash can.
Eden: Hu, not again! You're not trash, you're at least recycling!
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HorrorHello DRDT geeks, fans, and lovers! I've made some incorrect quotes for all of you, so it'll be a WILD ride with this lovely cast of 16 students and one robo-cat! I've also written some head-canons, fanfics, and even more :D -------------- Teruko=🍀...