Incorrect quotes to satisfy the DRDT drought

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Eden: Can I get a waffle?
Ace and Nico: Fighting and yelling at each other
Eden: Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?

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Charles: The best person I know is myself.

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The squad right before Charles's wedding
Xander: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Eden: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
David: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Teruko: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND-
Hu, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE!!!

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Whit: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Charles: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Eden: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
David: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Teruko: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Xander:
Xander:
I have emotional scars.
Xander:
Xander:
Also the time someone stabbed my eye-

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Ace: I CAN'T DO IT!
Whit, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Ace: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Eden: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Ace:
Ace:
I appreciate it,
Ace: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
David: Ace-
Ace: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Teruko: Ace we gotta-
Ace: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Ace: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Ace, motioning to MonoTV: NOT FUCKING THIS-

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Whit: So what's for dinner?
Charles, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.
Whit: ... I'll fire the stove up for somethin' else-

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Veronika, trying to comfort Eden: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

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David: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm.

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Hu: I hate to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.
Eden & Nico:
Eden: Only one...?

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Min: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh, Spaghetti-os.

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Teruko: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?
Min: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.
Teruko: Okay yeah thanks Min, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?

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