Xander, writing a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."
Xander: THERE. Now send it.
David: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-
Xander: JUST DO IT!
Later
Min: So what does it say?
Teruko, reading the letter: He said he's going to "lick my...."
Min:
Teruko:
Min: Gross-
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Nico: Hey, I'm getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Rose: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
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Ace, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.
Levi: I will short out the language center of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.
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Arei, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!
David, not looking up from his book: Really? Xander, why didn't you tell me? I would have put my book down.
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Levi: You look good in that hoodie.
Ace: You know where else I'd look good?
Levi, zero hesitation: My bed.
Ace, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?! LEVI WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK?!
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MonoTV: Whit, you'll be working with Charles and Teruko.
Whit: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: Blank stares
Whit: ...Of people on a team...hehe...
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Veronika: Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.
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Min: We are gathered here today because someone- glares at Xander's coffin-couldn't stay alive!
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Arturo: My expectations were high but holy fuck your hot.
Veronika: What?
Arturo, getting on one knee: MARRY ME PRINCESS!~
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Teruko: Guys... the principal just called—
Arei: It was Min!
Min: It was J!
J: It was Eden!
Eden: It was me!
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Whit: Ow!
Teruko: What's wrong?
Whit: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.
Teruko: It's called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.
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Whit: So I was just having a conversation with Charles about Star Wars; particularly, about the choice of architecture. The amount of people who die from falling down bottomless pits is TOO DAMN HIGH! Like, who designs architecture like this? Catwalks with no guard rails whatsoever, just zigging and zagging through enormous voids. Giant holes to nowhere!
Charles: It's by design. It's a cleaner look, for a more elegant time.
Whit: Like... who the fuck put this hole here???? And why????
Charles: Exhaust?
Whit: Darth Maul falls down a hole, Palpatine falls down a hole, Solo falls down a hole, everyone falls down a hole! Star Wars universe needs OSHA.
Charles: Luke falls down a hole, Boba Fett falls down a hole...
Whit: Yes, yes, I forgot about those! R2-D2 falls down a hole in the Millenium Falcon after he fixes the hyperdrive.
Charles: We're onto something here!
Whit: Obi-Wan almost falls down a hole.
Charles: C-3PO falls off the barge into the sand. Pretty close to falling down a hole.
Whit: His lightsaber does though.
Charles thinks hard about what other Star Wars Characters fall down holes
Whit: What if the hole is symbolic? The hole represents the dark side.
Charles: Nah, doesn't work. Luke chooses to fall down the hole instead of joining Vader/The Dark Side.
Whit: Fair point.
Teruko, walking in: What the fuck did I walk in on-
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Nico: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was "woah... it's canon" and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Rose made me get tested.
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Veronika: honk.
Ace: WHAT.
Veronika: HONK.
Ace: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????
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J: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Arei: All I drank was Redbull!
J: How many?
Arei: Eighteen.
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Hu: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Charles: Burn the house down.
Hu: And what did you do?
Charles: I made dinner.
Hu:
Charles:
Hu:
Charles: And burnt the house down.
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Veronika & Eden: Accidentally set the kitchen on fire
Veronika: We need an adult!
Eden: Veronika, you are an adult!
Veronika: We need an adultier adult! Get Hu!
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Whit: Hey! Wanna hear a joke?
David: Sure.
Whit: Your life!
David: Actually, my life isn't a joke, jokes have meaning.
Whit: David, no-
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Charles: Who would you swipe right for? Arturo or Levi?
Min: I would delete the app.
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Charles: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Whit, eyes wide: I know what I saw.
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Charles: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Eden: Put spaghetti in it.
Charles: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Whit: Put spaghetti in it.
Charles: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
Arei: Put spaghetti in it.
Charles: I am no longer taking suggestions.
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