We're back in Chi town to have Christmas with moms. We stayed the night at moms house. I got a really big suprise for Skye tonight. We woke up cuddling well spooning. I know she's up because she's rubbing her ass on me.
Me: For fucks sake it's Christmas woman.
Skye laughed at me.
Skye: Merry Christmas Baby Daddy.
Me: Merry Christmas Baby Momma.
Moms then burst into the room beating a frying pan with a wooden spoon.
Moms: WAKE UP! IT'S TIME FOR PRESENTS!
Me: JESUS CHRIST!
Everybody laughed at me.
Moms: See you two down stairs in a few minutes for presents.
Me: I'm hoping to get my first present as soon as you close the door.
Moms started charging at me with the wooden spoon in her hand.
Moms: JAXON JOSEPH ALEXANDER!
Yeah uh HELL NO! I hopped out of bed and had the window open and was halfway out of it by the time she got to my side of the bed. All while Skye is dying laughing.
Moms: See you two in a little while.
After she leaves I look at Skye who has not stopped laughing.
Me: Thanks for the help babe.
Skye: Hell no if I want marks on my ass...
Skye bit her lip and changed her tone before continuing.
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Skye: ...I'll come to Daddy~
Me: It's Christmas people. What the fuck is going on around here!?
We got up and still had on our matching Christmas Pajamas.
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Yeah I know we're cute, you don't have to tell us. Anyways we went downstairs and got our presents all sorted. Moms went first. We got her some new clothes like our shirts and new jeans. She didn't let my shirt go.
