*At the Presser*
I carry our belts to the table and sit them down. I then pull out Skye's chair and she sits down before I slide it to the table before I take my seat right beside her.
Reporter: Hey it's Adam pacitti from Cultaholic wrestling. Skye I'll go ladies first, how does it feel to be the tbs champion?
Skye: It feels amazing. It's a dream to represent a big wrestling company. I love it.
Adam Pacitti: And JJ how does it feel for you to be the International Champion?
Me: Damn man we let YouTubers in here now tony? What the hell man?
We all laugh before I continue.
Me: No Adam I'm only joking bro. Love yalls channel. But it's like skye said, its a dream come true. Everybody knows me and the expectations of me not just set by you fans but by myself I really am happy to be champion but it only grows from here.
Reporter: Jack the Jobber, also from Cultaholic Wrestling. Skye what are your plans now that you're champion and to prove the skeptics wrong?
Skye: Great question but it's just to fight. If you wanna shot all you gotta do is ask. As far as skeptics go, simple I'm gonna go through and expose your favorites and prove why I am now the TBS champion.
Jack The Jobber: JJ same with you but just with a little twist as you're the International Champion.
Me: No I got you bro. I'm not usually a hard man to find. I'm usually with the house of half black, Toni and Juice, or Stuck up her ass so if you see me and you feel froggy, I implore you to jump. Just know that if you come at the king, you best not miss.
???: Brian Alvarez, the wrestling observer.
I cut him off.
Me: Oh great. Im suprised you could detach your lips from Meltzers sausage long enough to ask a question.
Everybody starts dying laughing.
Me: Im just kidding Bry. What's your question?
Brian Alvarez: JJ when do you think your first defense will be and what do you think your match rating will be for that match with Claudio?
Me: Well as far as my first defense goes, Whenever Bossman books it I'll wrestle. I don't give a fuck, if Tony would let me and wanted me too I'd go defend that son of a bitch right now. Now as far as ratings go, I think that people put way too much stock in that. For me personally, it's like I have a list of questions I ask myself after every match. Did i enjoy it? Fuck yeah I love working Claudio, I don't care if it's at wembley stadium in front of 80,000 or 8 people in a grocery store in west fuckwad, Indiana. Did it draw? Hell yeah it did. Max and jay white may have sold about half this bitch out but we finished it off. Did we botch anything? No Claudio man like I said is one of the best in ring guys in the business how he was able to take that pop up code blue I'll never know. Were the fans hot for it? Man we gotta replace the roof on this bitch because me and Claudio caused those people to blow it off. So I'm happy with it and if it gets 5 stars or whatever that's cool too.
???: Simon Miller, Whatculture Wrestling. This is really for both of you but what's this mean for both of you?
Me: The beginning.
Simon Miller: Care to elaborate on that?
Me: The beginning of...
I look at Skye and kiss her hand before we both answer at the same time.
Both of us: The Takeover.
???: Chris Van Vliet, Chris Van Vliet podcast.
Both me and skye: CHRIS!
Me: Hey Chris how you doin bro?
Chris Van Vliet: Doin well man thanks. So we all know that you both grew up together and now you're together so what does this mean to you guys?
Me: Ladies first.
Skye kisses me before responding to Chris.
Skye: Thanks baby. So for me to be able to go through this journey with him and celebrate this with him just makes it sweeter. I love him so much like he's absolutely incredible. He could've been in year 9 by now if he wanted to but he waited for me to finish high school so we could do this together. He's been so loving, patient, caring, and supportive the entire time. As you all have seen, he's a smartass but he's my smartass and there's nobody I'd rather go through this with than him.
Me: You done babe?
Skye: Yes handsome.
Me: You sure?
Skye: Yes baby.
Me: Ok princess. Who said love is dead?
Everyone chuckled before I continued.
Me: But seriously like you said Chris, Her and I grew up together. We were best friends since we were 7 years old. Hell you call her momma and get out ouija board and hold a seance and ask my brother then we been married since we were 7. We literally have gone through everything together since then. We been stuck like glue so like for me it's like she said it's even sweeter. I can't imagine my life without my baby momma in it. There's nobody else I'd want to navigate this journey of not just wrestling but life with than her. So on account of us being goals and me being so sweet I've given all of you diabetes, Does anybody have anything else for us?
After nobody speaks up, I say a few more things.
Me: Chris you bastard I'm still waiting on the invite to be on the pod. To everyone else, thanks guys.
We stand up and leave before going to the hotel.
