Summers at Lupin Farm

Twenty-Five

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Bantlers
hey bros!!!!!!!

Moony
Hey

Pandemic
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Moony
Hi dora

Pandemic
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Moony
Prick

Pandemic
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Padfoot
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wtf is this

Bantlers
I wanted you and regulus to be able to talk without it being too emotional for both of you

RAB
I have control over my emotions. If someone is going to behave childishly it would be Sirius as he so kindly decided to demonstrate last weekend.

Padfoot
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

RAB
Evidence B

Moony
Reg please keep those thoughts to yourself
They might be true but you don't need to acknowledge them

RAB
Right, my apologies.

Padfoot
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???
YOU STOLE MY FUCKING BROTHER
YOU FUCKING LIED TO ME FOR FUCKING MONTHS ON END
AND REGULUS HAS REPLACED ME FOR THIS ASSHOLE I DONT EVEN KNOW AND HIS INSANE SISTER

Prongs
Oh cmon bros!!!!
Let's have some patience for each other

RAB
Sirius you disrespected Remus in his home,  broke one of the vases his mother had handmade, almost hit Pandora and now you're saying that she's insane and that Remus has stolen me. Like I'm some object to be taken at will.
You don't deserve to have all of that just slide without any consequences or acknowledgement.

Pandemic
iv e been trying.  to fix i.t
mams va.se
its not. working

Moony
It's alright dora we'll figure something out don't you worry about that okay?

Pandemic
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Moony
I know dora but i'll figure something out

RAB
This isn't Hogwarts, you don't get to play the role of troubled teen boy who doesn't know any better.
You're 17 years old, one of the smartest in your year and literally bred for success, it's time you act like it.

Padfoot
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
OH SO IM THE BAD GUY??? BECAUSE I WANTED TAKE CARE OF MY BROTHER AND DIDNT WANT TO BE FUCKING LIED TO FOR MONTHS????
AND FUCKING ACT LIKE IT??
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??
after you left that god awful house you would think you would've found your way off of walburgas fucking dick but here you are riding it like a fucking bull rider
spewing out her bullshit

Prongs
NO!!!
No
No one is a bad person sirius
And neither is Regulus
And neither of you are like your mother

RAB
You're right.
Sirius is not a bad person. However, he did swing at Pandora, call her insane when he knew damn well what people say about her, screamed in Remus' face after he had been nice enough to welcome him into his home. And now he chooses to behave as though those things are excusable?
You were wrong when you said I was acting like Walburga, regurgitating her 'bullshit.'
You are the one behaving like a Black Heir would, Sirius.
Just like Maman.

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Moony
Listen james I think that maybe this was a bad idea
You take care of your lot and I'll take care of mine and if we can get it to work at some point that's nice but I don't think this is gonna do us any favors

Prongs
Yeah you're probably right
I just wanted them to be brothers again and I know that's what sirius wants too
They just don't know how to go about it

Padfoot
i'm not like her

Prongs
I know sisi
Believe me I know

Padfoot
I'm not like her Lupin.
I'm not.

Moony
Okay

Padfoot
you don't believe me

Moony
She behaved very similarly when I had the misfortune of meeting her.
Perhaps it was just a bad first meeting though.

Padfoot
unlike you i wasn't pretending to be someone i'm not over the phone
i'm not fucking like her

Moony
To me what you do is far more telling of who you are as a person than what you say
But that's a nice thought sirius
That you're a good person I mean
That's something I'd like to believe

Padfoot
Fuck you lupin.
Your actions also speak plenty loud. Don't act all high and fucking mighty when you've been manipulating and lying to me for fucking months.
At this point, I don't fucking want to see either of you ever again. You're both hypocrites to the most extreme extent of the word.
Never text me again Lupin.
I fucking mean it.

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Pandemic
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Prongs
Fuuuuuuccccckkkkk
That did not go even a little bit well

Moony
Good god I'm never talking to a rich person ever again
Self centered egomaniacs the whole lot of them

Pandemic
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Barty & Ev????

Moony
Ew.

Pandemic
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Moony
Fine
But if they so much as even slightly piss me off they're both mucking the barn

Pandemic
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finally an update???? what is this 😱😱😱😱😱
anyway if yall thought these dramatic bitches would get along this quick you're sorely mistaken
however we're soon to introduce everyone's favorite deeply complex and vaguely toxic queers!!!
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