The three time-travelers were once again laid up in Sasuke's bed. This time, the Uchiha was in the middle. Sakura cuddled into his chest as Naruto wrapped himself around his back.
"Guys, what are we going to do about Danzo and the Akatsuki?" Sakura asked; she didn't want Naruto to lose Jiraiya again, and if she could, she'd like to save Shikamaru the pain of losing Asuma again.
"I call dibs," Sasuke mumbled.
"What? No! You got him last time." Sakura argued.
"He goaded my brother into killing my clan. He harvested their eyes and was involved in just about everything to do with the downfall of the Uchiha. I think I'm entitled to getting my revenge again."
"Well, it's too late for that." they both turned to look at Naruto. He smiled, "I've already had some of my clones sneak into his office in the Root base and grab some of his incriminating papers on everything he's been doing recently and in the past. I just have to wait until Tsunade becomes the Hokage so we can prove he was also behind the Sound invasion."
"And how did you manage not to get caught on this little escapade?" Sakura asked with raised eyebrows.
"I'm a master at stealth. Sakura-chan! How else would I have been able to paint the Hokage monument in broad daylight with ANBU tails?"
Sasuke rested his hands on Sakura's pink head, running his fingers through her soft hair. "He's right, that was really impressive. It's just that we didn't want to acknowledge him." Sakura rolled her eyes but agreed anyway.
"We could try to warn the Jinchuriki about the Akatsuki? Get them to safety before the Akatsuki try and make any moves?"
"How? We have no way to contact them, and it's not like they're going to believe a couple of kids from a different village."
"We could try going after Zetsu? Or break the seal on Obito! Sasuke could show him what happens in the future with his Sharingan, right?"
"That's risky, especially after losing so much of our strength coming here."
"I didn't mean right away. We know exactly how to get back to the shape we were before, how to train the most efficiently, what to prioritize, and what to avoid. We could regain our strength in half the time it took the first time. We could end the threat before they begin to prepare!"
Both boys gazed at Sakura with infatuation. Her intelligence never ceased to amaze them. Naruto reached over Sasuke to cup her cheek in his hand. "You are absolutely amazing."
Her cheeks heated up and turned a pretty pink. Naruto felt it on his palm. Sasuke admired his partners, he couldn't comprehend how he was so lucky to be with them.
"Where do we start?" he asked, looking down at the girl.
"We have to get Kakashi to work with us. None of those useless D-Ranks and stupid 'training sessions' where he just stood around as you two duked it out. We can start back at the beginning of your old training regiments. It shouldn't draw too much attention if you pretend to work on the basics.
Naruto nodded, his hand beginning to stroke along Sasuke's side absently. Sasuke leaned into him slightly. "How are we going to get Kakashi off his lazy ass?"
Sasuke replied this time. "Piss him off. It's how I got him to actually train me with the Chidori."
Sakura smushed her cheek onto his chest, looking up at Naruto, whose head was hooked over Sasuke's shoulder. "We'll leave that to you, Naruto. You're the master of pranks, after all. You know all the best ways to rile people up."
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Going Back in Time to Fuck With Kakashi and Save The World in The Process
FanfictionTeam Seven goes back in time to fuck with Kakashi and save the world. WIP- cross-posted on Ao3