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Not So Shore pt 2

Pauly and I get to sleep in for a little bit before Snooki is knocking on the door and waking me up.

"Boo! We need help with what to cook for dinner tonight!" She shouts the door and I groan trying to hide in Pauly's chest. She keeps knocking on the door while shouting something about penne al la vodka.

I finally get up and write them a grocery list of all the things I need to help them make penne al la vodka before I scurry off to take a shower. I do have to swat Pauly away because he tries to hop in with me.

"No! I'll never get clean if you are in here with me!" I say laughing and shoving him out of the bathroom as he is cheesing and keeps trying to grab my butt.

I take a quick shower before changing into something casual deciding I'd stay home and relax while the guys go off and get lunch.

I only end up enjoying maybe an hour of alone time before the girls are back and I walk in the main room to meet them.

"You girls can get the rest of the groceries." JWoww says as she walks through the door and I give her a look.

Lilly Confessional

She could have just asked nicely, no need to have an attitude.

I go outside and start helping her unload the groceries anyways figuring she's in a mood because she's been running around.

As I'm walking outside I see Angelina hop on the phone and I can't help but roll my eyes. This bitch is so damn lazy.

I go and grab some groceries and walk back in the house only to stall in the patio seeing Sammi just sitting outside twirling with Snooki. I shoot them a weird look and carry on into the kitchen to drop off the groceries.

"Where's Sam?" Jenni asks seeing that I'm the only one unloading the groceries.

"She's outside," Angelina pipes in from the phone. Jen gives me a look and I just shrug my shoulders before going back to putting the groceries away.

"Can you ask her to help?" Jenni asks Angelina who tells her to hold on as she stays on the phone.

Jen decides she doesn't want to wait for Angelina and I hear muttering curses as she walks outside. I toss my head back and groan.

Lilly Confessional

You know I love these people but they bitch about the stupidest fucking things. Sammi doesn't need to be a bitch and not help and JWoww goes to get groceries one time and has an attitude. Like, how old are we?

As Jen brings in the last few groceries I couldn't get I start pulling out seasonings and dishes they will need to cook.

"Thanks," Jenni says. "Are you going to cook?"

I refrain from giving her a look because she knows damn well I cook all the time.

"I'll help you guys but I'm not cooking this entire meal by myself," I say simply.

Sammi walks back in the house and I can tell Jen is getting even more pissed at the fact that its become clear she's leading this cooking adventure.

"Nobody pulls any of their own weight and now I know why Mike gets pissed." Jenni says snarkily and I pause and turn to look at her.

"Yo, watch yourself or I won't even be helping." I say calmly while turning to finish prepping the stuff. I catch Jenni shooting me an apologetic look and I decide to just cave and take over giving instructions in the kitchen.

As we start actually cooking Sam comes in and starts making a very pathetic excuse for a salad and I realize we don't have any vodka. Which in this house is really odd.