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Not So Shore pt 1

The next morning I wake up and stumble into the kitchen and greet Romeo. He makes coffee for the two of us while I start on breakfast.

"Snooks is in bed with Vin right now," He says, chuckling a little. I looked at him wide eyed.

"What! Did they do sex?" I ask laughing and shaking my head.

"I don't know, I was asleep. But I woke up and she was in his bed. I bounced before I could take a closer look." He says while passing me coffee.

We continue going about our morning and eventually more roomies wake up and we go get dressed for the day.

I'm sitting on the couch with Sammi when Snooki joins and I grin at her.

"I was in Vinny's bed last night." She informs us before I can even tease her about and I laugh while Sam covers her mouth in shock.

"Romeo told me he woke up and saw you," I say while still giggling.

"Yeah, I was like, do you wanna snuggle? And he was like, yeah." She starts to tell us, " so I put my pajamas on and went into his bed. We were like snuggling, whatever, talking."

"And you were making out?" Sammi interrupts.

"No, we started to make out, and he was like take your panties off. I was like - - Ahh!" She finishes and I collapse back into the couch cushions laughing.

"You said, Ahh?" I ask in my fit of giggles.

"Or were you like, okay?" Sammi adds in also giggling a little.

"Yeah, I was like Okay!" She says grinning. "You guys... You have no idea how... Big... This thing was..."

I am straight up dying from laughter now and Sammi is making a face that seemed to be a mix of surprise and disgust.

"Really?" I question still laughing. "I never would have guessed with Vinny. Maybe its an Italian thing because Pauly isn't exactly lacking either"

Both Nicole and Sammi start squealing and laughing with me before Snooki keeps describing it.

"It's like putting a watermelon into, like, a pinhole." Snooki says and now I'm the one making a face.

"Okay, too much information now." I say laughing as Sammi leans over me laughing.

"Shh, don't say anything," She whispers to us.

" So is it like awkward between you now?" Sammi asks and she has a good point.

"I don't think it's awkward," Snooks says, shrugging.

"I fucking love you. You just made my day again!" Sammi says and we both start laughing again.

The other two girls walk in dressed for the beach.

"What are you guys doing? The beach?" I ask while standing up.

"Yeah, you want to come?" Jenni asks while tossing her bag over her shoulder.

"No, I'm going to wait for Pauly to get off work. I'm going to see if I can drag him to do some Miami shopping." I say grinning at them.

"Ugh, you are so lucky. I hate you." Snooki says before turning and marching to the door.

I laugh and make my way back to my room to read a book in peace.

Sammi ends up coming into the room a couple hours later asking if I'll go sit outside with her. I just nod my head and get up to follow her outside. 

We walk outside and join Mike who is already there smoking a cigarette.