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Jersey Shore: Creepin'

When we make it home Pauly goes to the kitchen with Mike and Romeo for a snack and I head straight to my room to grab a change of clothes and my shower stuff. I'm hoping a quick late night shower will relax me enough that I won't murder Angelina in her sleep.

Before I can even go into the bathroom I can hear raised voices in the kitchen. I furrow my eyebrow and walk out still in my club outfit.

"Michael, Michael, I love you." Angelina slurs drunkenly as Mike is softly yelling at her. I stand in the hallway confused as to what I'm watching. All the three guys are leaning on the counter looking fed up and Angelina is leaning on the opposite counter swaying around from how drunk she is.

"Just chill. Just what I'm saying is you talked to some guy tonight, I didn't say nothing," Mike starts to rant.

"I didn't even look 'cause I dont give a fuck." Rome raises his voice slightly and I'm surprised because Romeo doesn't get loud very often.

"I don't care who you talk to!"Angelina shouts and we all kinda just look at her confused, having no idea what is going on in her head.

"Yes you do! You clearly do!" Rome shouts back.

"This isn't about you! This is about Pauly and I love you Pauly. I fuckingstand by you, I'm going to marry you!" She slurs drunkenly and my jaw drops thoroughly surprised that she would have the audacity.

"WHAT!" Pauly shouts and looks baffled.

"Oh shit.." Rome says because he knows I definitely am not going to take that well.

And he is 100% correct.

"I wanna marry you,"Angelina says again.

"What?!" Pauly shouts again still in a bit of disbelief. I'm still standing at the entrance of the kitchen but now I have a pissed look on my face and my arms are crossed. I want to just listen to her drunk ass dig a bigger hole.

"I think about you every day!" She yells and this time Mike is the one to shout in disbelief. I start moving forward and Rome gets to me first dragging me around the island trying to move me outside before I can start some shit.

"Bitch what the fuck do you think you are saying!" I hiss loud enough so that she can hear me. She looks mildly startled like she didn't realize I was in the room with them.

Pauly Confessional

Angelina had tried to hook up with me in the past but I never gave her the time of day. I've only ever been about Lil but maybe there was feelings or not when she tried. Whatever it is, like, I don't have those feelings for Angelina. I'm very happy with my girlfriend.

"I'm ending this conversation on a good note." Pauly says being the patient guy he is, "Do you and we're gonna do us. I'm extremely happy in my relationship so please stay out of it. In other words, let us do us, you do you and respect my relationship and we'll support you–"

"What was I doing before that?" Angelina asks and is she really that drunk or is she just stupid?

"I don't give a fuck what you're doing. Stay out of my business." Pauly says and it's at this point I can see how fed up he is getting.

Pauly reiterates multiple times for her to stay out of his business as she keeps arguing with him. He starts moving towards the side of the kitchen that I had moved towards.

"I'm done with this conversation," Pauly says as he opens his arm for me to walk closer and I do. I walk closer and he wraps his arm around me while kissing the top of my head.